you have got to be god damn kidding me

If you spent most of your adult life carefully cultivating a respectable, almost antiseptic, reputation like Tiger Woods has, there would only be one thing worse than cheating on your beautiful wife with some dirty porn star. And that would be cheating on your beautiful wife with two dirty porn stars. Deadspin says…

(Tigers other girlfriends) annoyed the crap out one of Tiger’s mistresses — a person who actually considered herself a “full-time” of Tiger’s thanks to years of faithful service to his virulent sexual appetite. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James, a double-D brunette whose specialties include being double-penetrated on camera in many NSFW films.
(A) Facebook friend of Miss Siwik-Daniels, said that this status update she posted on Dec. 2 was meant for all the ladies running their mouth about her man, Eldrick.
“I find it comical when certain individuals have no life of their own and want to be ME…so terribly bad. LMAO!”
The emphasis on “ME” was Veronica’s way of respecting her unique relationship with Tiger and not becoming part of the screeching hordes.

This guy is a fuckin weirdo. There are some insanely good looking porn stars these days, like Tori Black and Asa Akira, but Tiger wants none of that. If Joslyn James came up to me in a bar, my first question wouldn’t be, “Will you have sex with me”, it would be, “So how long have you been a woman?”