gwen stefani on st. barths, part 2

By brendon January 05, 2010 @ 5:08 PM


Gwen Stefani is an important role model because she has a good body for a mom, but an even better role model would be a girl with a good body who doesn’t have any stupid kids. I don’t know if there’s been some kind of misunderstanding but the world has plenty of god damn kids. Enough already.

To make matters worse that dumb ass kid was in half of these pictures and was threatening to drag down my sexxxy website, so in the ones where I couldn’t crop him out I covered him with pictures of girls kissing. I think a reader sent this one in (hint hint).

It went pretty well, but by the end I got way more interested in girls kissing than Gwen Stefani and her flat chest, and to be honest I think it shows.

(source = fame pictures)

(41) Comments

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    The Irreverent Tony Stark 01/05/2010 17:19

    I hate Gavin what’s his name. I hate him.

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    entropissed 01/05/2010 17:19

    Never been a big Stefani fan. Her torso is more manly than mine.

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    The Irreverent Tony Stark 01/05/2010 17:20

    Science can fix that. We have the technology.

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    Rusty Sanchez 01/05/2010 17:21

    Yeah Tony. Bush sucks. The band…not the snatch sweater.

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    Demon Spawn 01/05/2010 17:22

    Where are her boobs?

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    Watt 01/05/2010 17:22

    All you need is a handful

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    tblaney6591 01/05/2010 17:22

    I don’t care what anyone says… her body rocks my cock man.

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    SCUM 01/05/2010 17:23

    This pasty ass race traitor again.

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    Zombie 01/05/2010 17:23

    Gwen likes Bush, the snatch sweater not the band–

  10. avatar
    entropissed 01/05/2010 17:23


  11. avatar
    SCUM 01/05/2010 17:23

    The say more then a mouthful is a waste, well I have a big mouth.

  12. avatar
    entropissed 01/05/2010 17:24

    See, I side with more than a mouthful, cause I have giant hands and a small mouth. (Reverse panettiere?)

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    meatbydapound 01/05/2010 17:25

    I sang Glycerine with an acoustic guitar for a drunken girl in my room once. The good news is I almost got laid from it. The bad news was that maybe i didn’t need the last few chugs of Jack and I wasn’t up for the occasion. It’s cool though. I woke up and tugged one out. It was amazing and my hand didn’t cry afterwards like most women i’ve loved.

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    Zombie 01/05/2010 17:27

    Just when “Glycerine” couldn’t possibly get any worse, you made it acoustic. Choke and die.

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    Rusty Sanchez 01/05/2010 17:27

    A picture is worth 1000 words Zombie. Speaking of zombies, that chick in the white bikini looks like a walking corpse with a decent ass.

  16. avatar
    DB's Treasure 01/05/2010 17:28

    Zombie, Suicide_Blonde gave ya a little lip on the previous thread.

  17. avatar
    meatbydapound 01/05/2010 17:29

    I’m not proud of what I did Zombie. But I am a horny, horny man. I would have sang her church hymns just to bury my nose in that ass for a few seconds. I stand by my decision.

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    Rusty Sanchez 01/05/2010 17:32

    Meat, Everlong or Plush will get you laid and arent as lame.

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    Watt 01/05/2010 17:33

    Next time sing wonderwall. Those four chords are guaranteed pussy

  20. avatar
    SCUM 01/05/2010 17:35

    Ever fuck a gourd?

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