Tyler has had a Heidi Montag ban for 7 months now, but I’m not clairvoyant. I didn’t know she was gonna do this. I didn’t know she was gonna improve herself with 10 plastic surgeries and get DDD implants.
DDD. Breasts. There’s nothing wrong with your monitor, and yes you read that right. D. D. D. Also called F, but they should just go with 3D because that’s what they are. In other words, I had no idea she was gonna look this awesome. Honestly, she looks terrific. She’s like a young, slutty, eager to please Faith Hill now. Which is to say, a much better version of Faith Hill. But, as most amazing women are, Heidi is not content to settle for second best. The Sun says…
HEIDI MONTAG (says) her triple D boobs still aren’t big enough.
She boasted: “I like the F. I actually want H for Heidi.”
Work on the 23-year-old blonde also included buttock augmentation, neck liposuction, brow lift, chin reduction, Botox in her forehead and fat injected into her cheeks, mouth area and lips.
She added: “I look like an improved version of myself.”
Hahaha, that’s right Heidi, you sure do! What a charming woman! But this isn’t all happy news, because of course some people are criticizing her. Probably fat people because they hate sexy people like me and Heidi and me. If science can do this, why not? What are we, druids? Go ride your horse to the creek and eat some boiled meat and grits if you don’t like it, Fred Flintstone.
the future is “plastics”
does anyone doubt me now?
So far, I’ll admit she looks way better than before, but how long before she turns into Melanie Griffith or that disgusting “Cat lady”?
Scary that someone would change themselves this much in a few months.
Coming soon: My plastic surgery hell with Heidi Montag.
You know it will happen….
Rusty: I’m not supposed to tell you TOO much but, five and a half years
she’s 23 and looks 36. Why are you giving this attention whore publicity for doing EXACTLY the kind of ridiculous shit that attention whores do? Re-institute the ban.
DDM: Luddite!!!
My peep says yes, but my brains says Christian psycho cum bag.
Another epic struggle on Durden.
Tara Reid looked good at first after “improving” herself as did Tori Spelling..etc. Learn from history roaches
Rusty how about a plastic Kelly LeBrock?
http://blog.newsok.com/podcasts/files/2009/06/kelly_lebrock_today.jpg
::removes Weird Science scenes from spankbank::
On her mound I shall spread a caustic paste.
Woods, I’d bet sooner. That “before” picture isn’t a good representation of how she used to look. I remeber her looking more retarded.
” I want H for Heidi” Please drop dead you ugly, annoying, useless cunt. Take your fa66ot “husband” with you too. Seriously, fire these two right into the sun.
Mony: “caustic paste”? Is that some sort of “Pubes be Gone” product or have you been fucking crack ho’s?
Whatizdat, the link wont work for me which is probably good. I want to remeber Kelly as she was in Weird Science and The Lady in Red.
I heard about this 2 days ago and was proud that Brendan had ignored it and stuck true to his word of not mentioning her on this site again. What a fucking chode.
Ssorry, this Kelly LeBrock
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/10/23/previews/Kelly%20LeBrock-GLA-001067.jpg
This is what I think of Heidi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ&feature=related
SFW
RR: actually we fire them at that asteroid that is heading towards earth … it’ll be in the news soon.
That’s all the news from tomorrow.
OMG … can’t wait to see her melt in the summer …. she looked much better before all the work was done … I can see it now … Spencer = Pimp …. Heidi = Whore …..