rihanna might have chosen another chris brown

By brendon January 21, 2010 @ 5:17 PM

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Girls take it personally when you punch them in the face a dozen times like Chris Brown did to Rihanna last February, so she left him, eventually. Things seemed to be picking up for her just a few weeks ago, when she was seen in Mexico with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers. He has to be better than Brown, right? Um, well…

a Star investigation reveals that Matt has been accused of having his own anger management issues, including violence toward women.
In June 2008, actress Felisha Terrell filed a restraining order against the 6’4″, 220-lb. ballplayer accusing him of threatening, intimidating and stalking her. “He is violent and I am afraid.”
Rihanna’s friends are afraid, too.
“You’d think after what she went through with Chris, RiRi would be extra careful … It’s almost as if she has a dark side, an attraction to bad boys.”

They say people can do this sort of thing. If Rihanna is attracted to angry, abusive guys, she’ll find and date an angry, abusive guy, even though by all outward appearances he seems perfectly normal. The same way girls with low-self esteem can identify and latch on to sexual predators all too eager to take advantage of that (*).

(*) “don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh”

(131) Comments

  1. Rokan 01/21/2010 17:24

    I would like to check her for worms.

  2. Rokan 01/21/2010 17:26

    I wonder what her gash smells like.

  3. DB's Treasure 01/21/2010 17:27

    That’s a nice pooper.

  4. Rokan 01/21/2010 17:28

    Word, DB.

    I wish I could wear her bathing suit bottoms as a ski mask when I shovel my driveway.

  5. Just the Tip 01/21/2010 17:32

    What the fuck?

    Someone pointed it out earlier, but we really are going back in time here.

  6. Zombie 01/21/2010 17:32

    Rokan, what happened to you man? You used to be somewhat decent to cut up with, now you’re like a damn robot chiming in with the same “I would like to check her for worms” and “blumpkin” nonsense on every single thread. Remember back when we bet on the college basketball game and you became my bitch for a week? You were actually tolerable then and posted relative material. That was before the wookie bullshit, before the obsession with Lora, before this. Bring the old Rokan back.

    ::sniff::

    ::wipes eyes::

  7. DB's Treasure 01/21/2010 17:32

    JTT, next thread will be a Michael Jackson thread. You heard it here first.

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/21/2010 17:33

    i did. and i was waiting for this to pop up today. FUCK YOU BR3ND0N!

  9. Observer 01/21/2010 17:35

    At least when this guy whacks her…..she’ll stay down…..

  10. Observer 01/21/2010 17:36

    When the fuck are we going to get those HOT pics of the Octomom in her bikini?

  11. SCUM 01/21/2010 17:38

    Maybe she is just playing Wack-A-Ho.

  12. Rokan 01/21/2010 17:38

    Poop.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/21/2010 17:41

    here’s a quick recap of the bullshit we were fed today:

    1.More Conan/Leno bullshit with no real resolve.
    2.Heidi being an attention whore and NPD caving into it.
    3.Lohan cutting herself.
    4.Some Kanye bullshit
    5.Some Rhianna bull shit with 2 apes in a fancy boat. I hope he breaks her fucking neck and she drowns.

    thats 10 pounds of crap on a site that can only support 5.

  14. ohmwrecker 01/21/2010 17:41

    Where do these fucking quotes come from? I’m sure her friends refer to her as Riri when being interviewed by the press. That makes two completely irrelevant, made-up stories in a row. Nice effort, fuckface.

  15. Zombie 01/21/2010 17:41

    ^ Wow, sure didn’t see that coming… not at all.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/21/2010 17:42

    Z, you love my cock don’t you? you just cant get off it.

  17. Rokan 01/21/2010 17:42

    DDM,

    Will you try to be funnier?

    You’re ruining the site.

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/21/2010 17:43

    Sorry Rokan, I long for the olden days when you were funnier as well. The days before the wookie, and the worming.

  19. Observer 01/21/2010 17:43

    Ohmwrecker……

    ….made up shit is more interesting to read about these people….

  20. ohmwrecker 01/21/2010 17:45

    That was my best McGirk impression.

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