02.23.2010 johnny depp is concerned about the west memphis three


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Most big Hollywood stars normally only get involved with “let the killer go” cases when gang bangers execute cops or shoot old women in the face with a shotgun. But Johnny Depp isn’t like other Hollywood stars, so when he does stuff like this, it might be worth watching. Or don’t. Whatever man, it’s your life.

Johnny Depp will appear on this Saturday’s “48 Hours Mystery” as he makes a plea for a new trial for the West Memphis Three, three teenagers accused of murdering three boys in a satanic ritual in 1994.
As seen in the preview clip below, Depp says, “I firmly believe Damien Echols, Jason Baldwin and Jessie Misskelley are totally innocent. It was a need for swift justice to placate the community.”

Eager to learn more, I remembered the two HBO documentaries about this case, so I put on my detective cap and went searching for answers. A few seconds later I became bored, and instead focused on a porn movie I found with Siena West and Memphis Monroe in a three way. The movie really stirred up a passion inside me, and if the storyline is anything like the HBO one, I can see why Depp is so enthusiastic about it. I guess you could say Johnny and I are real heroes.

(55) Comments

  1. BigBadDouche 02/23/2010 13:52

    WTF? A post about Depp and you watching porn?

    You’re desperate for trite, new crap, my boy.

  2. Watt 02/23/2010 13:56

    What the fuck is this shit?

  3. DB's Treasure 02/23/2010 13:57

    Why is it that Hollywood actors think that their opinion matters at all to the general public. Nine times outta ten, a movie star is a weirdo to begin with. Depp adds to that classic stereotype. Fuck off! And while you’re at it, your career needs saving. How’s about climbing off of Tim Burton’s cock?

  4. ohmwrecker 02/23/2010 14:00

    Well, isn’t this a timely story? Can someone tell Brend0n the Lindburgh baby was kidnapped.

  5. pepper 02/23/2010 14:01

    Fuck off! And while you’re at it, your career needs saving. How’s about climbing off of Tim Burton’s cock?
    .
    Yeah…what DB said…besides, leave the cock for BBD.

  6. Ed Venture 02/23/2010 14:02

    Dude’s named Damien, case closed.

  7. Zombie 02/23/2010 14:03

    DB, surely you didn’t feel that way when Charlie Sheen emerged publicly claiming that the 9/11 attack was a conspiracy by the Bush Administration?

  8. DB's Treasure 02/23/2010 14:05

    Zombie, obviously there are exceptions to every argument. What “The Sheen” says is biblical.

  9. BigBadDouche 02/23/2010 14:06

    Thanks Pep - but DEPP?

    Are you fucking kidding me? YUCK.

    I want a man - not some ghoulish troll.

  10. Olaf Metal 02/23/2010 14:06

    Everyone in Arkansas should be in jail

  11. BigBadDouche 02/23/2010 14:07

    I’d take that a step further and say everyone in the southern Bible bet should be put in jail.

  12. pepper 02/23/2010 14:10

    I would like to place a belt on that one……I put down 5 dollars

  13. Woodsman 02/23/2010 14:12

    I thought the Bible was anti-gambling.

  14. Zombie 02/23/2010 14:16

    In the beginning, Sheen created God.

  15. Watt 02/23/2010 14:19

    Sheen fucked Mary to make Jesús.

    Sheens a beaner of course they’d name him that.

  16. DB's Treasure 02/23/2010 14:19

    What the fuck is a “beaner”?

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/23/2010 14:21

    you dont know what beaner is? really?

  18. Watt 02/23/2010 14:22

    A word of caution. Don’t let a mexican catch you calling him a beaner, even if he was just talking smack about you in spanish. If he catches you, you’ll have to fight him.
    (and his 12 cousins)

    You can diffuse the situation quickly by offering a giant nike swoosh decal as a peace offering.

    HAHAHAHAHA

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/23/2010 14:25

    Mexicans like to shank people. they also like wide leg jenco jeans, and love 1989 honda civics.

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