Blind Item: Actor Using Makeup To Cover Heroin Usage

October 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor all of you know from multiple franchises used a ton of makeup at a big event last night to try and hide the effects of his heroin use." READ MORE

Hot Lesbian Biker On A Mission Johnny Depp Gives Craziest Interview Yet

October 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  British GQ is giving the sexiest lesbian biker chic around – Johnny Depp – an opportunity for redemption following his bizarre interview with Rolling Stone in June, but thankfully for us Depp can’t conceal his deteriorating mental state and... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Experienced Domestic Violence At The Hands Of Amber Heard

August 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

My first thought when the idea of being beaten by my lover Amber Heard is, I could have been beaten by worse. I can just imagine all of the unreported domestic violence experienced by men in Hollywood. Do you... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Sued For Punching Man, Just Got Shitty Tattoo, Overall Doing Well

July 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Welcome to the story of Johnny Depp and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Tattoo. I mean day. I mean year. I mean face. Depp is in deep after allegedly punching a location manager, Gregg Brooks, working on Depp’s flick City... READ MORE

Johnny Depp World’s Oldest Emo Kid In Bizarrely Candid Interview

June 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In the words of Depp's favorite artist: "He was a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He wasn't good enough for her." READ MORE

Remember Jesse From MTV? This Is Him Now. Feel Old Yet?

June 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp’s definitely not drug addiction ::wink:: is definitely not catching up to him, and he definitely wasn’t recently spotted looking like he hasn’t had a glass of water in ten years. Depp was leaving a plane with his... READ MORE

Johnny In Depp Doo Doo Again

May 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hunter S. Thompson may now also add prophet to his list of achievements as The Rum Diary was loosely based on Johnny Depp’s life.  Drugs, Amber Heard, and jail most likely being in his immediate future. He’s managed to... READ MORE

Blind Item: GOP Candidate Filmed Having Sex With 2 College Guys At “St. Charles House Of Horrors”

March 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

There was a political candidate who had all the backing and money in the world last year on the Republican side. He was then shown a video of himself with two college guys engaged in several hours of sex.... READ MORE

J.K Rowling Joins the Knot Twisting Party Over Johnny Depp

December 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

J.K. Rowling employed a big ball of words, rationalizations, and circular logic to explain to Harry Potter fans why she's good with Johnny Depp being the star of the next Fantastic Beasts film release.

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Harry Potter Franchise Defends Depp

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All men are no longer allowed to make mistakes and must be on their P’s and Q’s when it comes to their colleague’s T and A.

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