Back in May, the LAPD investigated a burglar alarm at Lindsay Lohans house, and the place was such a mess, the Daily Mail said this…
… no-one had entered the house and nothing had been stolen, but the place was so messy that police had to contact Lindsay - who is currently in Paris - and ask: “Is it normally like this, or did intruders do it?”
No. No it’s normally like that.
But behind closed doors the actress has been hiding another concerning issue. She is a secret hoarder - her luxury Los Angeles home is filled to the rafters with expensive but discarded purchases.
Video footage from inside her mansion shows rooms piled high with bundles of clothes, boxes of shoes stacked to the ceiling and discarded purchases lying unopened.
One bedroom is completely converted into a shoe closet, the hundreds of boxes labelled with photos of their contents.
Even the living room is unusable, with tables and chairs covered in clutter and clothing.
This airs on ‘the Insider’ later today, although I’m not sure if this makes her a hoarder or just a god damn slob, and I doubt the black girl from ‘Reno 911′ is in any position to tell the difference. Either way I wish it was someone hotter doing this, like Megan Fox. I could hide in some of those clothes piles pretty easily, and I wouldn’t have to wait until she leaves her house to go roll around on her bed and steal her panties, which is what I do now.
No, she’s got OCD
Brendin spelled Whore-der wrong.
Ummm…the chick from Reno 911 also hosts the show “Clean House”, so I think that’s the reason she’s in her house filming all the buttload of crap she has. Hell, send it to me - I’ll wear all that shit….proudly.
so she’s dirty in public and in the privacy of her home? go figure
Back in a minute.
GF just left. I have to go Release the Hounds.
I wonder what it would look like if she ever fires her agent a la britney just before the meltdown
Some arab dude should just sweep her off her feet and convince her she doesn’t really need those losers. Take her to mexico. That would be awesome.
Ssnake Oil…..you stole the words right out of my mouth…..
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…So…is this LiHo’s publicist’s “subtle” way of letting everyone know that Lindsay has scored a gig on a reality show about cleaning houses called “Clean House”…..
…personally I love A&E’s “Hoarders” show myself……
Remember when Artie Lange was on “Man Caves” …..?
…it really saved his career……and led to his next gig on “Knife-Making America”……..
Let’s see the drawer where she keeps all her dildos
On the bright side, all this is just showing her slow descent into hardcore porn to pay the bills.
Dancing with the stars will be next…..
Yes, she is a dirty, little, hoar. der.
“Lindsay is a whore-der”
Hahahahahahahahahahaha…I should write this shit.
It is coming soon, Rem.
I think it will be worth it, in the end.
How’s that new job at the redundancy department of redundancy obs?
Lilo crackwhore porn, coming late 2010
Poor girl, LL really needs help I don’t know if for hoarding but for her life. Get all of Linsday’s clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=126
Okay tiffanypup, we told you the other day, get a decent fucking avi
Since that legging thing hasn’t worked out so well for her, here is a new opportunity for Lindsay.
Need a fresh new look for your Hollywood Home?
Need the touch of a talented starlet designer?
Call Designs for the Stars by Lins Lohan
http://tinyurl.com/yzc75l2
New up. Floggin dead horse thing…
Surprising no boxes marked “Dignity”.