The last time Heidi Montag was in Playboy, the pictures were about as erotic as shark attack photos, but that was before she got DDD implants. She had to buy the implants, but the self-confidence that came along with them was free (hint-hint ladies). MSNBC says…
“Heidi would love to do another (Playboy) cover,” said a source who’s exceedingly close to the couple.
Montag’s first Playboy pose, back in September, was conservative by some standards, but part deux stands to be a little more risqué.
“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door
“She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.”
She really could use the money because despite what she wants you to believe, she doesn’t have any. This is where she lives, so that shower door better be made out of a magnifying glass if she expects to get the 1 million she’s asking for. Otherwise, I wouldn’t pay Heidi one million dollars unless her naked pictures were printed on the back Megan Fox’s naked pictures.
No talent and no money? What is wrong with this picture? I’ll give her $20 to let me teabag her for an hour.
No vagina = no interest.
A bunch of what amounts to wet t-shirt pics doesnt add up to 1 million
Who the fuck cares about what MSNBC and that WHORE Courtney Hazlett have to say?
I would stick a folk in their tits.
What kind of folk, BBD?
didnt she come from money?!
Is that a standard folk or a heavy duty folk BBD??
No, I think she came because of money
how in the fuck did she ever ended up on that stupid hills show anyway(apart from the obvious mile of meat that went through her mouth)?
oh and what’s up w/ Audriana - much, much finer piece of ass!
^end up.
^^ muNch muNch piece of ass….
Audrina certainly does better topless pics:
http://hothottie.com/images/audrina-patridge-naked-pics.jpg
I’d be all for mushroom stamping her.
I blame this post on comcast.
I am not sure if above the neck ppl would be interested, she looked so pretty before all of the surgeries. Get all of Heidi’s clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=132
really man? after days of comcast bullshit and a bunch of bullshit posts, you start the day off with this god dam waste of flesh and oxygen. I’ve never wanted you to die more then right now.
Dear Playboy,
Under breast scars are so hot so please do not airbrush anything but her dingle berries.
tiffanypup, i hope you get genital warts, and one gets infected, and you die slowly from an abscess and blood infection acquired from your dirty cunt. Fuck off.
and you fucking recycled the same god dam staged pap photo shoot pics from last week! Bro, you are a failure.
Heidi’s clothes would make my ass look fat.
I’d rather see pepper naked !