JON GOSSELIN - has a tiny penis, according to his ex girlfriend, Halley Glassman. “He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny. (I) would laugh about it with my mom.” Jon Gosselin had no comment, the beginning of 6 months without mentioning her, so that when she ends up dead he won’t look like a suspect. (us.com)
ANGELINA JOLIE - paid $20,000 for a 200-year-old olive tree to give to Brad Pitt for Valentines Day, because it’s a sign of peace and longevity. That may sound like a lot, and you can pay 15 grand for an olive tree, but only if you want a complete piece of shit. (wonder wall)
JOHN MAYER - stopped his concert last night to give a tear-soaked apology for some of the things he said in his Playboy interview. Crying in public like this should only strengthen his fan base in the hood. (foundry)
LADY GAGA - may lose some of her goofy outfits because her favorite designer, Alexander McQueen, was found dead today of an apparent suicide. Actually he hung himself, so I don’t know why its’ being called an “apparent suicide”. He either killed himself or he really sucks at making rope swings. (pop eater)
FINALLY, PART 2 - After days of crappy lo-res SI Swimsuit Issue pictures, finally some decent scans have shown up online. Unfortunately, other than Brooklyn Decker, the models this year kind of suck, so this is a real mixed blessing. (si.com)
you got to be kidding with the facebook and twitter links?
Shit, if everybody thought I was responsible for the way lady gaga dressed I’d probably have killed myself too
Its obvious those didn’t come from a healthy mind
Poop,
And that’s all I will say.
Anything else would dignify this place.
So what the hell are these Olympics every seems to go stupid over?
apparent suicide or accidental suicide is just a nice way to say that he is into auto erotic asphyxiation… meaning he likes to choke himself while he jerks off, but this time he messed up.
Brad better fuck her bony ass with that fucking tree and then spit the olive pits on her taint. Happy Valentines Day Whore.
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Olive trees don’t really bear fruit for decades after being planted, so you need to buy old ones if you actually want olives in your lifetime. Old olive trees cost a lot of money because they are an investment item and they require a certain amount of care for all those many years.
It’s not like they overpaid for the cost of one tree plus transport and transplant.
Plus they are fucking rich. How much do you think Jason Lee spent on his new custom bike?
“How much do you think Jason Lee spent on his new custom bike?”
Um, $150? And who is Jason Lee?
You guys are all wrong about McQueen, he was just a shitty jump roper. And did you know Jon and Kate’s break-up was over his penis issue too,. He was jealous over how big Kate’s was.
If he was messing around with ropes, clearly it was in excess
Yeah, I’m sure John Mayer has lots of fans in the hood………..
pmsl
“LADY GAGA - may lose some of her goofy outfits because her favorite designer, Alexander McQueen, was found dead today of an apparent suicide.”
What? Is she forced to give them back now that McQueen is dead? In his suicide note, did he write: “Good-bye cruel world and GaGa MUST return 38% of all clothes I designed”? Where is she going to return them to? Is McQueen gonna wear all the goofy outfits he designed for her in his grave?
What is the logic behind this idiotic statement?
If that’s what counts as “design” nowadays, we’re screwed as a species…
^as species…… dumbo…
the chick is hot though!
morning all,
Oy, with people like joel mandden and Nichole Ritche breeding offspring together, i think we were doomed before Gaga came along and before this cork guzzler tied a rope around his neck.
DDM - I blame the media, and poor public education…..at least for the last 20 years…
Bread and circuses, folks. Bread and circuses.
This funny:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html
hahaha ahhh the polish. But who’s to blame for this?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/7213353/Lady-Gaga-Barbie-dolls-by-Lu-Wei-Kang.html