Just yesterday someone sent me an article about Australia making it illegal for girls with small breasts to do porn, and I didn’t mention that sooner because I’ve been busy moving to Australia. So, while I’m not entirely sure what it is that supermodel Erin Wasson aspires to be one day, hopefully it wasn’t an Australian porn star.
Yesterday she went swimming in St. Barths with no top on, and I’ve never wanted a model to get dressed so badly in my life. Licking her chest would be like licking a chain link fence. Except way way worse because at least the fence wouldn’t expect me to pretend like I was getting turned on.
I’ve seen Finches with bigger breast’s.
I think I will go get a McChicken sandwich.
That bird’s beak is bigger then her breast’s.
Now THAT is a damn shame……..
…but they are tits, nonetheless……
She looks like one of those skeletons we had in biology class in pic #3.
She’s all nip and no hip.
Scum, these chicks ought to take a page from the woman in your avatar’s book.
Her chest looks like a wet blanket.
Does she have a hole & a heartbeat? I’d hit it.
I’d hit it too, but I’d rather hit Snooki.
Why you ask? Just to put things into perspective.
She’s one of those girls that never has to wear a bra but nobody cares.
All you needs a handful.
OK, tiny hands.
ohm @ 18:39
Very well put.
I tried to play Tune In Tokyo with her but all I got was Guam.
Left tit in pic 3 looks like a beanbag chair with half the stuffing ripped out.
Those aren’t tits - those are mosquito bites.
A little Calamine Lotion and she’ll look like a man.
At least she won’t accuse you of constantly staring at her breasts during a date.
That’s why I would always stare at the breasts of the waitress on a date.
She could play Peter Pan in a play and nt have to tape her tits down.