April 14, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
After it was revealed that Tiger Woods cheated on Elin Nordegren with around 20 different women, including porn stars and prostitutes, he gave a robotic apology and said Elin was the most important thing in the world. He even retired from golf to devote 100 percent of his time toward fixing his marriage. Then a few weeks later he played in the Masters.
Hey guess who’s had enough of his shit.
Just days after Woods completed his triumphant return to golf following his cheating scandal, Entertainment Tonight reports Nordegren, who failed to show at his Masters comeback, is close to filing for divorce.
Correspondent Kevin Frazier, who has links to Woods, said: “For weeks now there have been rumors that Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren might reconcile and save their marriage.
“It was believed by going to sex rehab that Tiger had done just enough to keep his family together. But sources have told me that the marriage is indeed over.
“The couple hasn’t spoken for quite some time and it is believed that all they have to do is work out a few more details on their divorce and they can sign the divorce decree and both can move on with their lives.”
It’s one thing for someone like Mel Gibson to cheat. He was married for 25 years. People grow apart. Plus she had like 30 kids so her vagina probably looked like someone picked her up and swung her around by it.
But Woods and Jesse James cheated from start to finish. They didn’t even pretend to be faithful, and now their wives have been really embarrassed. That’s fucked up. But then again I have a great deal of respect for women. I’m currently single, and my hobbies include crunches and listening to stories about how someones day went. Call me, ladies!