lindsay must be sleepy

Literally just a few hours after doing the bare minimum to stay out of jail and complete her alcohol awareness classes, Drinksy Lohan became even more aware of alcohol when she stayed at a house party in the Hollywood Hills until 5am this morning. Those classes can be up three hours long, and I heard that the only way Lindsay gets through them is by freezing vodka into a tube shape and then shoving it up her ass. Then as her body heat melts it, the precious alcohol is slowly released. No I’m just kidding. I just made that up. But don’t be surprised now if you see Lindsay look a little stiff legged the next time she goes to class.