miley in a bikini, part 2

By brendon May 25, 2010 @ 10:27 AM


Miley Cyrus arrived in Mexico yesterday and immediately hit the beach in her bikini. This would be cause for celebration but there’s something weird about her body. Some DD’s would really work wonders for her. I know that huge tits are my answer to everything, but I think we should just try it my way and see how it goes. If I’m wrong, hey, no harm done.

(source = splash news online)

(52) Comments

  1. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:28

    random in!

  2. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:28

    eat shit salaj dude…

  3. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:29

    she’ll grow up to be quite the little white trash hussy…… will bloom too early and in her late 20s she’ll look like lindsey in her early 20s…. sad, sad world…

  4. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:30

    i feel lonely….where’s DC’s boobs….

  5. avatar
    SALAJ 05/25/2010 10:30

    My friend told me a nice place WealthyRomanceS-COM. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

  6. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:31

    and she’ll have DDs in her lifetime(just read the story….)

  7. avatar
    tinasat 05/25/2010 10:31

    see her hottest bikini photos – super hot

  8. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:33

    holy crap, two spammers now?! this is an outrage!

  9. avatar
    Rokan 05/25/2010 10:35


    Isn’t this chick too young to be oggling?

    I am still feeling dirty about looking at Hermione’s kitty-cat.

  10. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:40

    roko – this one, yes, yes she is…. for another 2 years….but in hillbilly country age of consent is 15, so the answer of your question is “depends”
    speakin of the hairy pooter of the hermione girl…. did you see her fresh B cup breasts posted on this very site?!

  11. avatar
    D. Znuts 05/25/2010 10:41

    Good lord, Part 2 is upon us! When will MileyGate reach it’s thrilling conclusion?!? Stay tuned to find out moar.

  12. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:41

    by the way, good quite the bitching from the female in my household about spending 3/4 of a saturday watching the first three starwars on tnt(i think)… awesome!

  13. avatar
    D. Znuts 05/25/2010 10:42

    Spike, not TNT. ;)

  14. avatar
    RemSteale 05/25/2010 10:43

    So frozen britney gets no love today

  15. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:43

    DZ is the “moar” intentional, you seem like a literate fellow, this rubs me the wrong way for some reason…(no grammar nazi perspective intended, just curious….)

  16. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:44

    Dz – noted, sir, noted!

  17. avatar
    Watt 05/25/2010 10:44

    Porn porn porn porn porn! Do porn dammit*!




    *not with billy ray

  18. avatar
    Woodsman 05/25/2010 10:45

    I smell waffles. Did someone make waffles?

  19. avatar
    Rokan 05/25/2010 10:45


    Hermione’s breast, you say? Do tell.

  20. avatar
    oy 05/25/2010 10:46

    rems – this miley chick should really look into what happened to brit-brit… dont know why, but good looking, gravy gobblin’, chicken fried steak eatin’, white girls seem to have a weak spot for douchebag back up dancers….

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