07.29.2010 Adriana Lima is not a good bikini model

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Adriana Lima
spent Monday and Wednesday in St. Barts modeling bikinis for Victorias Secret, but something traumatic must have happened on Tuesday because she forgot how to be a good model overnight.

Monday she took a bunch of pictures on her back with her legs spread, but Wednesday that uppity bitch just stood there wasting everyone’s time, and didn’t spread her legs once. Oh, a thousand pardons your majesty, excuse all hell out of me if I wanted to spend the morning staring at your vagina.


(21) Comments

  1. Watt 07/29/2010 09:13

    on her back with legs spread?

    Sounds good to me.

  2. Watt 07/29/2010 09:13

    EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!

  3. MrAdams 07/29/2010 09:14

    I’d still take Adriana. Sorry, pepper.

  4. J-Sausage 07/29/2010 09:19

    May I interest you in some shitty panties?

  5. RemSteale 07/29/2010 09:25

    Human sexuality is really fucking wierd sometimes J-Sausage

  6. J-Sausage 07/29/2010 09:34

    Indeed. If something is possible, there’s a freak that’s into it

  7. RemSteale 07/29/2010 09:39

    There was a really freaky program on a couple of years ago where they interviewed people with all sorts of fetishes, one guy who was turned on by chicken skin, a woman who was a necrophiliac who got a job in a mortuary (disaster waiting to happen).

    Pissed myself laughing at other people’s misfortune for the entire program I have to admit.

  8. Mac-Daddy 07/29/2010 09:45

    Today on: GIBOB.com

    Girls In Bikinis on Beach

    LAME

    Hot……but lame

  9. Watt 07/29/2010 09:46

    So he went to KFC and brought his own sauce?

  10. Watt 07/29/2010 09:54

    It’s slower than DB trying to do vector calculus in here

  11. Watt 07/29/2010 09:55

    How about this then: http://tweetphoto.com/35562487

  12. Watt 07/29/2010 09:56

    Or this one: http://tweetphoto.com/35562736

  13. rokan 07/29/2010 10:00

    I just made a tinkle

  14. Dee Dee Emm 07/29/2010 10:02

    great, more of this one in a bikini on the beach not naked or exposed. The god dam place has gone PG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Variety please.

    and good morning all.

  15. A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 07/29/2010 10:12

    I’d hit it like I was Z, she was my cousin, and we were parked at the side of the dirt road listening to Sevenfold.

  16. Death to Finkle! 07/29/2010 10:32

    Did they not become Sixfold after that one died?

  17. Dee Dee Emm 07/29/2010 10:39

    http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/music/artists/avenged_1.jpg

    full selves do not make you an instant bad ass. I wish people would realize that.

  18. RemSteale 07/29/2010 10:50

    How to look like spoiled, disaffected rich kids……….

  19. rokan 07/29/2010 10:50

    . . . . and a poop.

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