katy perry is topless

By brendon July 02, 2010 @ 2:31 PM


To be more precise, Katy Perry is topless in the UK version of Esquire. And below are three new pictures from the shoot. But she’s even more naked, completely topless, in this fake picture from last year that is all over today for some reason (oh. of course).

Tomorrows headline: “Amazing Dignified Bunny Wears A Top Hat!” (and here’s an exclusive sneak peak!)

(28) Comments

  1. avatar
    Chicago_animal 07/02/2010 14:37

    So sick of the hobos always begging for change
    I don’t like how I gotta work and
    And they just sit around and get paid
    I hate all of the people who can’t drive their cars.
    Bitch you better get outta the way
    Before I start falling apart

    I hate how my wife is always up my ass
    She always wants to buy brand new things
    But I don’t have the cash.

    I hate my job, all of my rich friends
    I hate everyone to the bitter end.
    Nothing turns out right, there’s no end in sight
    I hate my life!

    How come I never get laid, nice guys always lose.
    How could she have another headache
    There’s always some kind of excuse
    I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
    “I don’t get paid nearly enough
    To put up with all of his shit”

    I hate my job, all of my rich friends
    I hate everyone to the bitter end.
    Nothing turns out right, there’s no end in sight
    I hate my life!

    I hate that I can’t tell when a girl’s underage,
    You know, I tell her she’s a nice piece of ass,
    Then her daddy punches me in the face

    So if you’re pissed like me
    Bitches, here’s what you gotta do
    Put your middle fingers up in the air
    Go on and say “Fuck you!”

    I hate my job, all of my rich friends
    I hate everyone to the bitter end.
    Nothing turns out right There’s no end in sight
    I hate my life!

    So much at stake, can’t catch a break
    I hate my life
    No, it’s nothing new, “it really sucks to be you”
    I fuckin hate my life

  2. avatar
    CrappyCar 07/02/2010 14:42

    3 day weekend FTW

  3. avatar
    Dr. Gonzo 07/02/2010 14:49

    this was already reported on, not only everywhere but more specifically here
    if katie’s handlers are paying you to keep her on your site don’t you think you owe it to them at least to come up with something new

    they totally should get their money back

  4. avatar
    Watt 07/02/2010 14:58

    Shitty song.

    Lovely tits.

  5. avatar
    SCUM 07/02/2010 15:00

    SCUM 07/02/2010 13:41

    I wonder if we are going to get the crazy Brit Brit phot or the photo shopped Katy Perry topless thing next.

  6. avatar
    Zombie 07/02/2010 15:02

    So does Katy Perry wear a bikini over top of her daisy dukes? And when the fuck did the west coast start rocking daisy dukes anyway? That’s a southern thing.

  7. avatar
    Zod 07/02/2010 15:05

    Oh Bunny! You must give me the name of your banker.

  8. avatar
    Lightdragon2 07/02/2010 15:06

    oh wear the fuck is Salaj. he should be here any minute

  9. avatar
    Zombie 07/02/2010 15:08

    Congratulations Scum. You surf the net so goddamn much that you know every story online and can predict an upcoming post on a predictable site. Totally awesome. Bet the chicks love you.

  10. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 07/02/2010 15:14

    Last I recalled, topless meant that you could actually see boobies.

  11. avatar
    SCUM 07/02/2010 15:15

    SCUM 07/02/2010 14:11

    I think Doctress and Zombie are the same person. They both are jealous of the attention the nistas get. They both threaten anyone that doesnt kiss their ass. They both think they know more about music then anyone. They both suffer from delusions of grandeur.

  12. avatar
    SCUM 07/02/2010 15:16

    Observer 07/02/2010 14:15


    ….I think you’re onto something…..

    …except….Zombie has stated his house has a two car garage…..but he’s never told us if his parents let him park on the side of the driveway….or in the dirt road…..

    We KNOW Doctress prefers the dirt road….

  13. avatar
    Observer 07/02/2010 15:18


    ….It’s not “complete” until you see the bumps on the areoli and and the nipples……

    …or “taste” should I say….

  14. avatar
    Observer 07/02/2010 15:19

    Katy Perry’s tits are about the only reason to know who she is…..

    ….unless she has a really really tight pussy…..

  15. avatar
    SCUM 07/02/2010 15:26

    <<<< Like this Ob’s, or are you calling Zombie cheap?

  16. avatar
    Zombie 07/02/2010 15:28

    You still mad that I kicked dirt on your birthday cake, fucking bum? Awww.


    Scum: “Hmmm, that goddamn Zombie. I’ll teach him a lesson with my Wookie Jr puppet. No wait, even better, I’ll insinuate that he’s Doc. Hur hur hur!”

  17. avatar
    Zombie 07/02/2010 15:30

    Scum: “No no I know! I’ll upload some stupid avatars and relate them to Zombie in the most humorless way imaginable. That ought to do the trick!” ::puts on Patsy Cline record::

  18. avatar
    pepper 07/02/2010 15:33

    SCUM…..Line and sinker…real it in!!!!

    never fails…

  19. avatar
    pepper 07/02/2010 15:33


  20. avatar
    SCUM 07/02/2010 15:36

    It must be tough knowing that no matter what kind of car you drive, what job you have or where you live you still aren’t white.

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