Everyone hates Lindsay Lohan, so today will either be awesome or unbearable. According to Radar, she’s expected to turn herself in at 8:30am in Beverly Hills to begin her 90-day jail sentence, but the big story from last night was when Robert Shapiro notified the court that he will not be Lindsays new attorney.
He originally told Lindsay he would help her if she agreed to serve her jail time and follow his instructions. Lindsay repaid his kindness by entering a drug rehab run by Shapiro, then immediately pulling her usual shit. Fox says…
“Lohan wanted (ex girlfriend Samantha) Ronson to visit at all hours of the night, and wanted rules bent and broken to suit her lifestyle – frustrating everyone involved to no end.”
It’s probably not the most flattering thing in the world to be in a drug rehab, surrounded by detoxing addicts who spend all day screaming and shaking, yet you still manage to distinguish yourself as the annoying one.
And this is exactly what X17 said last Thursday, when Lindsay entered the rehab. On the very first day, Ronson showed up at 10:00pm, Lindsays mom showed up at 1:00am, and Lindsays new girlfriend showed up at 2:00am. A source for ABC agrees that this is probably why Shapiro walked away…
“That’s been a big problem … getting her to actually succumb to the process, realize she has a problem and actually listen to the orders.”
So now Shawn Chapman Holley is still technically her attorney, and she’ll be the one with Lindsay today. She may or may not be a good lawyer, but considering what a non-stop cunt Lindsay is, I think it says a lot about her professional that she hasn’t punched Lindsay in the face by now.
Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
8:30 am but which timezone?
I can’t wait! I hope this bitch turns on the water works like Paris did! She’s going to be claimed within minutes. We’ll see just how truly gay she is after 3 months of sucking on penitentiary pussy. I hope you die in there you useless cunt!
Rem,
This was an easy one. The real question is, will she end up going?
is it just me or did lindsay spend that entire speech really really trying to cry but never really succeeding?? i guess that’s why mean girls was such a hit
LA probably
Let Lindsay Lohan day at WWTDD begin!
RedRage, did your daddy/mommy molest you? why all this hate?
Penitentiary pussy, That just gave me a boner.
And how dare you slander RedRage.
Is mother is a beautiful woman. Now send me a pair of her frothy panties.
DrScummm…. it’s kind of what we do here. This isn’t a forum where we learn how to properly pen thank you letters.
Rokan, yesterday she must have had Thai for lunch because the froth burnt my lips.
The New Yoprk Post has a great cartoon on page six…it’s worth looking at.
THAT IS ALL!
Something tells me she will be getting visits from ugly bull-dykes in prison at all hours as well.
The New York Post has a great cartoon on page six…it’s worth looking at.
THAT IS ALL!
The New York Post has a great cartoon on page six…it’s worth looking at.
THAT IS ALL!
RedRage,
When is the Rage Family reunion?
I would love to meet her.
I just got a new pasta salad recipe off of a package of onion soup I have been dying to try.
The New York Post has a great cartoon on page six…it’s worth looking at.
THAT IS ALL!
The New York Post has a great cartoon on page six…it’s worth looking at.
THAT IS ALL!
just making sure you guys did see this post
The New York Post has a great cartoon on page six…it’s worth looking at.
THAT IS ALL!
I thought this cunt was going to off herself. What happened to that?
Does anyone know what page the cartoon is on in the New York Post?