lindsay lohan thinks jail is a violation of her civil rights

The problem with Lindsay Lohan is that she doesn’t seem spoiled enough, so last night she promptly took care of that on her twitter page. Chief Justice Freckles called class into session and then made the case that it was a violation of her civil rights for a judge to send her to jail simply because of two DUIs, two counts possession of cocaine, and 14 separate probation violations, among other things. Lindsay copy and pasted this…

It is clearly stated in Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights that, “No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.”

this was taken from an article by Erik Luna.. “November 1 marked the 15th anniversary of the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines. But there were no celebrations, parades, or other festivities in honor of this punishment scheme created by Congress and the U.S. Sentencing Commission.”
Instead, the day passed like most others during the last 15 years: Scores of federal defendants sentenced under a constitutionally perverted system that saps moral judgment through its mechanical rules.”

If the state of California wants to get out of debt they’ll put cameras in every inch of this jail and make it a live PPV so we can watch Lindsay get held down and pee’d on by the other inmates. I would buy a copy for at least 3 separate TV’s, just in case something happened to the first two.