Based on these examples, when a celebrity goes to jail in LA, they only serve about 5 percent of their sentence before the sheriff lets them out. So why is Lindsay Lohan condemned to her private cell for two weeks, as if she’s some wild animal. That’s not 5 percent, that’s 15. When she went to jail in 2007 for her second DUI conviction, she only served about 1 percent of her sentence. Now it’s up to 15, like she’s a criminal.
Thankfully her attorney expects even more time to be taken off her 90 14 day sentence. Radar says…
Lindsay Lohan likely will be getting out of jail sooner than the projected early August date, her attorney says.
“It’s our hope and expectation that Ms. Lohan will get additional time credit from her earlier times in custody and that would reduce her time in jail.”
Judge Marsha Revel will decide how much time credit Lohan will receive and then send a minute order over to the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department with that information.
People spend a lot of time and money designing jails to make sure criminals can’t get out after you lock them up, but even the best designs have flaws. In this case it’s because the sheriff keeps opening the door. I’m not trying to tell anyone how to do their job, but if you could stop doing that, that would be great.
I get busted for petty theft with a prior and I do 8 months on a year, FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD!!!
she’ll never do porn now
what’d you steal scum?
How many license plates will she have made by the time she gets out of stir? Is the answer ‘none’?
How many gashes will lindsay lick by the time she gets out? Is the answer “only one sherrifs dick”?
Nah, her mom prolly had to do that for her.
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7.20.2010 Cut and pasted from this very site. The writers own words…….
“After today, everyone will get a long and well deserved break from Lindsay Lohan.”
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Brandnone is a Lindsay Lohan stalker!
I’d still slam that ass like Thor swinging Mjolnir at a malfunctioning VCR.
Don’t care. She’s more fun to me doing blow and eating dyke gash.
Let her out I say!
Tomorrows post will have the posts that most websites have today: About the Lindsay Lohan Parody Porno.
I pray Lindsay gets the “Dahmer shower” treatment. Fuck her and fuck her mother, father, sister, grandparents, cousins, neighbors, friends, supporters. Fuck them all. Rot in the depths of hell you crawled out of.
Who was the first to look at the dangly bits on a cow, decided to tug on them and drink what came out? Fuck them too.
She needs my mushroom stamp of approval on her smirk.
“Prison was a living Hell! Imagine having only fifteen different outfits from which to choose each day! And the I was forced to suffer through HD cable TV; they simply refused to show the movies that were premiering at the theaters! The staff were just terrible to me as well! I swear I had to wait twenty-five minutes for my veal parmesan and Dom Perignon! That concierge sucked ass! If I hadn’t been allowed my medication for that nagging tooth thingie I wouldn’t have been able to keep from screaming! And did I mention that they had plain water in the jacuzzi? No, no scented bath oils at all! Now I know firsthand what Nelson Mandela had to endure!”
Lindsay
Blumpkin
My Guinness is so fucking tasty! God bless the Irish.
Poop.
Milwaukee Buttpipe.
I hope this bitch goes on a killing rampages screaming out “King Kong ain’t got shit on me!” as soon as she gets out from doing her 7 days. Its the only way the system will learn. Screw her learning anything.