thursday morning headlines

By brendon July 29, 2010 @ 12:33 PM


JESSICA SIMPSON, ELTON JOHN AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – are the 3 biggest names rumored to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol, but Simpson hasn’t been offered the job, and John and Timberlake turned it down. Sean Combs says he’ll do it, and that might be the smoothest transition because Diddy would just play an old clip of Simon talking and then scream shit like “2010!” and “yeah!” over it. (e! and people)

GEORGE CLOONEY – has dated Elisabetta Canalis since last year, so he didn’t know her in 2008 when she was doing coke in an Italian club with a French model and prostitute named Karima Menad, who testified to all this in a Milan court yesterday. What a sexy trial! (us)

LINDSAY LOHAN - is still getting special treatment in jail, demanding things like Ben and Jerrys, and it “sparked a near riot overnight as unrest grew over what inmates claim is preferential treatment. They furiously chanted threats and hammered on their cell walls, while others refused to leave their cells for recreation or meals.” I just hope Lindsays ice cream didn’t melt while the guards had to deal with those non-famous pieces of shit. (mirror)

ANNALYNNE MCCORD – of ’90210′ was the highlight of the CBS Press Tour yesterday in Beverly Hills. Original ’90210′ star Shannen Doherty was the highlight of a nearby dumpster, where she found a Duran Duran tape. (wenn)

(42) Comments

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    Zombie 07/29/2010 12:36

    Not bad for a real doll.

  2. avatar
    J-Sausage 07/29/2010 12:39

    She looks way better here than I’ve ever seen her on this site. Didn’t quite get the fascination until now.

  3. avatar
    Watt 07/29/2010 12:41

    She makes my penis furious

  4. avatar
    rokan 07/29/2010 12:41

    I hate this talentless cunt.

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    Zombie 07/29/2010 12:43

    I wonder what she would look like freshly fucked with her leg up while catching a load in her mouth.

    ::clicks pic 1::


  6. avatar
    rokan 07/29/2010 12:46

    In other news, I wonder what her gash smells like.

  7. avatar
    Watt 07/29/2010 12:48

    Milk and honey

  8. avatar
    rokan 07/29/2010 12:50


    She looks really good here.

    I may have been to quick in hating her before I get to know her.

  9. avatar
    Watt 07/29/2010 12:52

    I stuck with her when you all were haters.

    Shes my fantasy. Get out!

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    MrAdams 07/29/2010 12:55

    And here I thought Annalynne McCord was famous for being famous! Wow! She starred on 9028675309, huh? That’s cool. What is it?

  11. avatar
    i hate you 07/29/2010 12:58

    meee likey her. will someone give me a hand over here.

  12. avatar
    SCUM 07/29/2010 13:03

    <<<<<< Clooneys girl is kinda hot

  13. avatar
    Watt 07/29/2010 13:05

    She was also on nip/tuck

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    A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 07/29/2010 13:07

    Eh, she was hotter portraying jailbait on nip/tuck.

  15. avatar
    Watt 07/29/2010 13:13

    Hot chicks should dress like this all the time. The dress does remind me of heather locklier though.

  16. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 07/29/2010 13:15

    No way watt, I wanted her long before you, I got DIBS!

  17. avatar
    A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 07/29/2010 13:15

    In 20 years she’ll be Courtney Thorne-Smith.

  18. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 07/29/2010 13:18

    His hot young GF did drugs? So? Look at her! She can do whatever she wants!

  19. avatar
    A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 07/29/2010 13:18

    …and pretending to be attracted to a Belushi when they decide to reboot According to Jim.

  20. avatar
    rokan 07/29/2010 13:29

    Just cause i want to tongue punch her fart-box doesn’t mean I like her-like her.

    Girls are stupid.

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