Elton John Teetotaler

November 4, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Elton John just threw his AIDS fundraiser at a bar on Wall Street. Zero chance of that money will go towards anything except rich guys going bareback. The weird thing is that John doesn't really get credit for being... READ MORE

Photoshopped Elton John and Lady Gaga Are Selling Athleisure Wear

May 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Elton John and Lady Gaga are teaming up to teach the world about compassion and bravery through the sale stretch pants and casual tops at Macy's. Anchor stores at the mall are the new ground zero for cultural progress.... READ MORE

Elton John Is Waiting For A Miley Cyrus Meltdown

September 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In a recent interview with The Australian, Elton John claimed that he can spot a car crash long before it happens, as he predicted singer Ryan Adams‘ shit storm and he didn’t think that Lindsay Lohan‘s fall from grace... READ MORE

Elton John mooned Michael Caine

August 15, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Elton John and Michael Cain were both on their yachts in St. Tropez yesterday when John saw Caine and mooned him. Because you know how it is. You’re on your yacht off the coast of southern France, feeding kobe... READ MORE

BREAKING NEWS: Madonna is a narcissistic cunt

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna beat out Elton John to win the Golden Globe for Best Original Song last night, and, naturally, she used her acceptance speech as a chance to thank herself for being so wonderful. She spoke for less than 2... READ MORE

thursday morning headlines

July 29, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JESSICA SIMPSON, ELTON JOHN AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – are the 3 biggest names rumored to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol, but Simpson hasn’t been offered the job, and John and Timberlake turned it down. Sean Combs says he’ll... READ MORE

lady gaga took my breath away

February 1, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to the Grammys, the Grammys always has an amazing musical number that has everyone talking about it the next day. That seems more than a little presumptuous, but the attempt to cram wonder down our throats last night... READ MORE


September 3, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lily Allen was the co-host of the GQ Man of the Year awards in London last night, and there’s no need to ask if she was awesome, because of course she was.  The Times of London says… Young pop... READ MORE



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