Beyonce and Jay Z are on some massive yacht in Monaco Bay today, and for the most part Beyonce stayed pinned down as if somebody was shootin at her. Which was annoying until she got up, perhaps to see if the timer on her cookies had gone off. “Ohh yeahh,” I said to myself at that point. “Her body is disgusting, I forgot.”
You know you have a giant ass when your bikini comes with a big thick waistband to reinforce the seams. It’s the kind of thing they put on straight jackets. Her idea of sexy talk is probably to tell Jay, “I want you to take me. To town. So I can get a pizza.”
(image source = splash news online)
Granny-kini
Oh, and Fist, First…. yada, yada, yada
These pictures suck and not just b/c it’s Beyonce…
Chicks with hoop earrings love the black c*ck. It’s science.
She mercifully selected a 2 piece from 1953.
I’d prefer it if these were shot from FARTHER away.
A black woman with a fat arse. How is this news?
this has got the be the worst gallery yet.
I think the only thing I’ve seen on here in at least a year that I’d classify as “news” is that ohmwrecker owns something with the word “Confederate” in it.
Film at eleven.
Dressed like that she might get raped by a gaggle of crackers.
Where is Mel Gibson when you really need him?
or is it a sleeve of crackers?
A Jacob of Crackers?
A pack of crackers.
Although sleeve is a lot better.
Eugenics laws should be enforced against chicks whose tits are smaller than their arses…….
Reginald Denny said he once met some guys who loved (to) club crackers.
Death-To-Finkle…….
…they heard him say “Breaker-19″ and they tried to….
It’s a shame Beyonce didn’t take the sage advice of Rodney…
Why can’t we all just get a thong?
I forget who mentioned the show Dating in the Dark but part of the recording this morning and I went to high school with the Chelsea chick. She is just as annoying as I remember her.
why is everyone saying arse?
*but watched part of……haven’t been on in awhile