Dina Lohan is a liar. Also a complete c*nt.

By brendon August 13, 2010 @ 3:54 PM

Dina Lohan lies from start to finish every single day, and this morning on the Today show was no exception. The most insulting part was in the 22 second clip above, when she said Lindsay had only been in a drug rehab twice, and then smirked condescendingly at Matt Lauer because he thought she had been there 4 times.

He was under that impression because 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equals 4.

1. On January 17th, 2007 she checked into Wonderland (fox).
2. On May 28th, 2007 she checked into Promises (e!).
3. On August 6th, 2007 she checked into Cirque Lodge (msnbc)
4. On August 2nd, 2010, she checked into UCLA (nydn).

Actually it would be 5 if you count when she checked into Pickford Lots sober-living facility on July 15th, 2010. (x17)

After that, this conversation happens…

MATT: “Clearly rehab the first time then, did not work.”
DINA: “Well I actually put her in rehab, and when you say ‘not works’ or ‘works’, I don’t know where you’re getting those words.”

Yeah Matt was really making some baseless assumptions. What a dick. All because Lindsay checked in to the first rehab on January 17th, checked out February 16th, and then on May 26th

Lindsay Lohan was arrested and cited for driving under the influence in Los Angeles Saturday morning, say police, who also found a substance tentatively identified as “a usable amount of cocaine” in connection with the accident.
The 20-year-old actress was slightly injured when her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible struck a curb and shrub on Sunset Boulevard. The car suffered “major damage,” according to police.
Lohan and two other people were in the vehicle when it crashed around 5:30 a.m.

Her BAL was .12, btw. Then she went back to rehab two days later, on May 28th. She checked out on July 15th. Nine days after that, on July 24th

Lindsay Lohan was arrested in Santa Monica, Calif., early Tuesday morning on suspicion of drunken driving after a brief car chase.

That was the time she carjacked an Escalade. She had cocaine that time too, and her BAL was .15. And yet Matt Lauer tried to imply rehab didn’t work. I think we can all agree that NBC needs to do something about this loose cannon before he slanders anyone else.

(41) Comments

  1. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 08/13/2010 16:03

    So back to what I was saying yesterday when the post was fucking stupid:
    If 2 guys are in one hole, and obviously their dicks are touching, is it gay? What’s getting them off more, the girls loose whole or rubbing against another guys Wang? I’m sure the whore gets paid goo money for the extra dick in a hole, but what about the guy? How much does he get paid for bring on video touching dicks?

  2. avatar
    Observer 08/13/2010 16:04

    A vapid whory cunt who drinks too much???

    …where have we heard this before???

    ….oh that’s right…..two posts ago…..

    (Apologies to DDM and Dee Dee Emm)

  3. avatar
    Watt 08/13/2010 16:05

    She should be ripped apart by one of michael vick’s dogs

  4. avatar
    Observer 08/13/2010 16:06


    ….It’s NOT gay if they’re getting paid……..

    …that’s how I explain my job at the glory-hole

  5. avatar
    JRS2 08/13/2010 16:07

    Why do Lindsay’s parents get all this press time? What other “celebrity” parents get all this time with the press?

  6. avatar
    jack ass 08/13/2010 16:08

    Nice call jackass37!

  7. avatar
    jackass37 08/13/2010 16:13

    Not really what i had in mind, Damn It… sorry Jack Ass ill be more spacific next time..I didn’t think there was anything worse than a LiLo story, sure enough there’s MOM..

  8. avatar
    Observer 08/13/2010 16:14

    The wisest move Dina Lohan could make in the face of this storm of publicity…….

    …would be to do a Playboy “full” spread in the style of Hustler magazine…….

  9. avatar
    jackass37 08/13/2010 16:16

    I’m with Watt, lets put the dogs to good use..of course youd have to make sure the dogs were current on there shots first, you dont want them getting anything..

  10. avatar
    Watt 08/13/2010 16:19

    One dog. I want her to suffer.

  11. avatar
    Zombie 08/13/2010 16:20

    Are Michael Cera, Johah Hill, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Jason Schwartzman, and Jason Segel the only “comedic” actors left? Jesus Christ.

  12. avatar
    jackass37 08/13/2010 16:23

    That would be awsome…

  13. avatar
    Wasilla Rape Kit 08/13/2010 16:25

    Sorry to be this guy, but it shouldn’t be “Loahn” in the headline. Great post though.

  14. avatar
    Observer 08/13/2010 16:26


    …haven’t you left off the incredibly hilarious Steve Carrell, Dane Cook and Jack Black?

  15. avatar
    Zombie 08/13/2010 16:35

    Observer, you’ve exceeded your weekly limit of comments towards me. Piss off until Monday.

  16. avatar
    Eratic 08/13/2010 16:53

    This bitch needs rehab stat!

  17. avatar
    Dee Dee Emm 08/13/2010 16:54

    Please for the love of god and all that is holy, Please get off Dina Lohan’s dick. Please stop giving her attention. Please stop posting about her and her whore cunt daughter.

  18. avatar
    Bongo 08/13/2010 17:07

    Zombie time for a re-fill. Now hurry up. DDM you have been officially excused…. carry on.

  19. avatar
    A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 08/13/2010 17:13

    DIna has a dick? Is Gaga her long-lost half aborted fetus come back to torture us all?

  20. avatar
    Watt 08/13/2010 17:25

    dina has a clit boner like gaga

You must be to post a comment.