Matt Lauer Unloading Assets

August 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Matt Lauer is not the man he used to be. The unexpected Me Too movement toppled everything from his marriage to his career. Who knew dabbling in a little sexual misconduct could eventually lead to experiencing immediate money problems... READ MORE

America’s Most Beloved White Woman Charged With Welfare Fraud

July 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You may be able to trick your fellow citizens when it comes to the color of your skin, but you can’t expect to get away things just as easily when it comes to getting over on your government. Rachel... READ MORE

Matt Lauer Scheming To Return To TV

July 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I thought I would be welcomed back with open arms the following week after being told to take a few mandatory days off from a prestigious cashier position as a teenager. I was not. It’s like you compliment one... READ MORE

Matt Lauer’s Marriage Finally Getting The Divorce It Deserves

April 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Annette Roque’s nuts have finally dropped and she’s following through with divorcing Matt Lauer. That’s some courage you couldn’t find even if you walked the entire yellow brick road. Matt earned this divorce but the final decision to end... READ MORE

Matt Lauer Was A Ladies’ Man

December 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everything about this situation is sloppy. At Lauer’s age he should have had a vasectomy, not secret children. 

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Matt Lauer Sorry, But Also Not Sorry (VIDEO)

November 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

NBC's formerly popular morning show Today is the end all be all place for boxed wine-fueled housewives to get their hot tips on how to use garlic... in desserts? Stay tuned for this and more brain dead dribble. And anyone tragic enough... READ MORE

Katie Couric Once Said Matt Lauer Pinched Her Ass “A Lot”

November 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Matt Lauer is the latest Hollywood insider to be taken down for previous handsy action, just yesterday getting the boot from Today for what NBC News stated was “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” Only one official complaint has been filed,... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Kills With ‘Penis’ Drop (VIDEO)

February 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham can't stop being an edgy provocateur. It would be like asking a whale to walk on land. Literally in this case. 

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Pete Carroll Nearly Repentent (VIDEO)

February 6, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It’s important to realize Pete Carroll would be lying in a shallow grave right now if the U.S. were any of the seventeen assorted South American dictatorships. After staying inside for four days and wondering why he just ordered the... READ MORE

Matt Lauer Needs His Fucking Helo

September 5, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

As part of his new Today extension, NBC has agreed to pay for Matt Lauer to helicopter back and forth to his house in the Hamptons. It’s unclear how often this is happening, but many feel it’s like hitting a... READ MORE