08.25.2010 Elin Nordegren has done her first and last interview

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Elin Nordegren hasn’t said a word to the press since it was revealed that her husband Tiger Woods would stick his dick in a beehive if he saw one in a club, but Friday People magazine will publish Elins first - and last, according to her - interview, given over 4 days in her Florida home.

“I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children,” she says in the magazine’s latest issue, out just days after her split from Tiger Woods was made official.
The 30-year-old mother of two, who is studying towards a college degree in psychology, says that despite her husband’s betrayal, “I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself.”
“My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal,” she says.

For Peoples sake I hope they’re saving all the interesting things she said for the magazine. I wasn’t even paying attention and I was bored. Is it possible to feel sorry for a woman who made at least 100 million dollars in her divorce? Let me put it this way: No.

(image source of tigers homewrecking whore rachel uchitel yesterday in malibu = pacific coast)


(96) Comments

  1. Idhitit 08/25/2010 15:28

    Dick in a beehive. Sounds kinky

  2. MrAdams 08/25/2010 15:29

    Elin divorced Tiger because he was a nagger.

  3. i hate you 08/25/2010 15:38

    tiger loves cocaine, hookers and long walks on beaches with cocaine and hookers.

  4. Observer 08/25/2010 15:49

    Do you guys know if she was a good lay?

  5. Watt 08/25/2010 15:49

    My shit smells like old cooked hot dogs

  6. Slaappy 08/25/2010 15:49

    Where do you pick up one of those Euro/Asian/Black babies?

  7. jackass37 08/25/2010 16:04

    Tigers a douche, all that money and he couldnt find girls that wouldn’t talk, make them sign a contract for shits sake, i guarantee you there wasnt one of them worth 100 million..

  8. Chicagoaniml 08/25/2010 16:07

    She looks manly in the pic of the magazine cover. She usually looks kinda hot.

  9. Observer 08/25/2010 16:10

    Manly?

    …I hope your health plan has eyesight coverage…

  10. Chicagoaniml 08/25/2010 16:12

    Really? It’s just me? Hmmm.
    I never said she doesn’t look bad as a man…

  11. Observer 08/25/2010 16:17

    Chicagoaniml…….

    …well said…….

    …do you find most men to resemble her?

  12. punk 08/25/2010 16:20

    i agree with Chica, she/he looks like a tranny on that one

  13. Observer 08/25/2010 16:26

    Punk…..

    …interesting….I haven’t seen many trannies…..but if that’s what they look like….I could be saving big bucks on my highway under-pass blow-job purchases

  14. SCUM 08/25/2010 16:50

    Who cares about Elin, I want to hear about Usher at home.

  15. Zombie 08/25/2010 16:50

    Top right corner, Usher at home with his 15 kids from ugly women.

  16. MrAdams 08/25/2010 16:56

    Did you know that “Elin Nordegren” is an anagram of “Die Negro Nern”?
    Now If I knew what “Nern” meant, that’d be cool.

  17. Chicagoaniml 08/25/2010 16:58

    There have been alot of hot trannies in porn. If I saw one as hot as them I would just ask him to bend over and take his balls to his stomach.

  18. SCUM 08/25/2010 17:43

    The connection has timed out.
    The server at http://www.wwtdd.com is taking too long to respond.
    * The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few
    moments. I blame Comcast.

  19. Observer 08/25/2010 17:46

    Zombie!!

    ….I ask innocently……where’d ya get tha new avatar?

    ..and (more interestingly) why the change?

  20. Observer 08/25/2010 17:47

    Scum…..

    …I blame cum casting…..

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