Lindsay Lohan is still probably miserable today

By brendon August 02, 2010 @ 11:19 AM

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Lindsay Lohan
should still be in jail, with 77 days left on her 90 day sentence, but at least she’s getting screwed over in every other possible way.

First Judge Marsha Revel denied Lindsay more time between leaving jail and reporting to rehab, and in the end Lindsay didn’t even get the 24 hours she had to start with. Then she had her triumphant catwalk in front of the paparazzi stolen from her, and now she can’t go rehab in the opulent Costa Mesa paradise that she wanted.

That rehab just spent $220,000 to remodel with things like new hardwood floors and walk-in closets, but Revel was concerned about security. It was thought Lindsay could easily have friends smuggle drugs to her, which of course is the kind of thing Lindsay would do. So now she has to spend 90 days at much less fancy UCLA, for a reported addiction to meth and opiates.

Hopefully the “hospital” at UCLA can help, but if a rehab doesn’t take you surfing once a week and go to Six Flags, like the rehab LIndsay wanted, how good could it really be?

wwtdd

(20) Comments

  1. avatar
    ohmwrecker 08/02/2010 11:23

    Fuck you, McGirk!

  2. avatar
    Olaf Metal 08/02/2010 11:25

    2nd to first

  3. avatar
    pepperjr. 08/02/2010 11:26

    I would love to know what she is having for lunch…….

  4. avatar
    iwontrememberthis 08/02/2010 11:28

    It’s a Lindsay turkey!

    Are we looking at a flush today?

  5. avatar
    bwilson27 08/02/2010 11:30

    No more LiLo please.

  6. avatar
    Watt 08/02/2010 11:30

    I may get in n out for lunch

  7. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/02/2010 11:31

    How many random guys will she blow in this rehab?

  8. avatar
    A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 08/02/2010 11:32

    Next post: Lindsay again, or Oksana being on DWTS? Place yer bets!

  9. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 08/02/2010 11:38

    If she’s blowing random guys at this rehab, I’m checking myself in.

  10. avatar
    A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 08/02/2010 11:45

    She needs to go on Celebrity Rehab. She can have jizz chugging contest with Rachel Uchitel while Jeremy London tells everyone they forced him to judge it.

  11. avatar
    i hate you 08/02/2010 11:50

    a: isn’t this biatch broke
    b: i would still maybe possible stick my dickie in her

  12. avatar
    Watt 08/02/2010 11:51

    They tried to make her go to rehab and she did blow blow blow

  13. avatar
    MrAdams 08/02/2010 11:52

    ditto.

  14. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/02/2010 11:57

    I might let her blow me,
    but I wouldn’t fuck her…even with Sam Ronson’s dick.

  15. avatar
    pepperjr. 08/02/2010 12:17

    dildo.

  16. avatar
    Joust 08/02/2010 12:22

    The paps weren’t camped outside of her jail facility when she was released because they were at home watching shark week. Duh.

  17. avatar
    Not in my eye 08/02/2010 21:00

    am i the only one who would still like to stick my cock in this whore and choke her with her own her?

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  19. avatar
    Mistawho 08/03/2010 22:56

    Dude, I know page views count but do you need them SOOO much that you have to link to an article you wrote.. that’s literally directly underneath this one? :(

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