Lindsay Lohan has done another photo shoot with over-rated photographer Terry Richardson (because it’s not as if she has anything else to do), and at the very least, you can always say she has a fantastic set of tits.
Unfortunately that’s also the very most you can say about her too.
Lindsay Lohan was on twitter yesterday, confirming that she’s moved out of her condo on Venice Beach, and doing it with her trademark sense of delusion.
“419 Venice way is on the market!! Anyone looking in Venice should see it ASAP because offers are coming in :)”
God only knows why she’s acting like she’s selling that place because she didn’t own it. It was a rental. So, by “offers”, I guess she means “applicants”. Not that she would even know about those unless she got her real estate license, but whatever. All that maters to her neighbors is that she’s finally gone.
“Everyone is ecstatic that she moved. Goodbye to her and all her drama. Everyone was so sick of her.”
And another added:
“Seriously, every time we heard a siren we hoped and prayed it was the police carting her off again and we would be left in peace. It was a nightmare when she was here … [Samantha Ronson] has lived here for ages and she’s never been any drama, she’s very low key and just goes about her business, but Lohan was like a hurricane, or some other natural disaster tearing through the neighborhood.”
A “friend” is letting Lindsay use their room at that Chateau Marmont for now, but she’s looking for a place of her own in a “gated community.” Which seems ironic because if the prison system in California wasn’t so fucked up she’d be in a gated community for at least another year.
Is it actually possible that Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t changed in any way and is back to hanging out in bars and getting stoned again?
According to three witnesses who saw her drunk at Chateau Marmont on Sunday night, yes, it absolutely is.
“Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time. When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.”
A second witness also notes that her tits were on full display thanks to her deep v-neck dress and no bra, then adds:
“(Lindsay) was definitely on something. She was slurring her words, and needed help walking at one point.”
And a third witness says:
“Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party - his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.”
And this may only be coincidence but there’s a moving van outside of Lindsays condo in Venice Beach right now, and her door is open. Is she moving out? Is someone moving in? Does this have anything to do with her drinking?
None of these questions have clear answers as of now, but I’ll keep staring at her Playboy pictures just in case that helps in some way.
Lindsay Lohan told TMZ… pardon me, a “source” told TMZ, that Lindsay Lohan has so impressed casting directors around town with her new level of maturity and professionalism, than they’re practically fighting each other to get her in their new movies.
But Lindsay has now chosen the vehicle for her big comeback, and she’s decided on a scandalous Hollywood bio-pic, where she’ll be playing iconic legend Elizabeth Taylor, no less!
Unless the producers can get Megan Fox, which would be their preference.
“I’ve been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox,” Larry Thompson, the executive producer of Lifetime’s Liz and Dick, told E! News exclusively.
“It’s a very serious selection,” Thompson continued. “It’s like casting for Hollywood royalty.”
Indeed it is. That’s why the last two actors to play her were none other than Sherilyn Fenn and Liliana Pinto. Oh yes, my friends. Lindsay is big time now.
The only question left is; how will they work it so Lindsay can still film her important roles in the Spiderman and Superman reboots, and to play Linda Lovelace and Kim Gotti. Because Lindsay said she was doing those too. I hope this new movie won’t interfere. The poor dear really has a full plate.
To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it’s been boiled.
If you thought you could keep Lindsay Lohan out of your party simply by not inviting her, guess again, because she’ll sneak in whether you like it or not. On Wednesday she wore, I have no idea, a wetsuit maybe, to crash the Weinstein Company Golden Globes pre-party at Chateau Marmont.
An insider says Lohan snuck in via the hotel’s back entrance. She then “made her way to the entrance for photo ops.”
And there she was again at another Weinstein Golden Globes party last night. This time she got in simply by walking in front of a solid white wall, rendering her essentially invisible.
