Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore started dating in 2003 and got married in 2005, but they’ve always been an unlikely couple. Not because of the 15 year age difference (she’s 47, he’s 32) but because she’s a good actress and seems nice, whereas he’s a smug fuking retard.
In a related topic, the new Star cover story says he’s cheating on her.
…an eyewitness saw (Ashton) kissing and groping a hot young blonde by an out-of-the-way bathroom at Italian restaurant Madeo in L.A.
“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her,” an eyewitness, who was on his way to the restroom tells Star. “I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.”
It actually makes me wonder what’s wrong with this jackass if he only started cheating now. He’s a rich Hollywood celebrity, and he was in a monogamous relationship from age 25 to 32? What kind of weirdo does something like that?
The only reasonable explanation is that there’s something wrong with his dick, so he and his worthless genitals found a girl good at keeping secrets and married her. I could never do that. I’d like to, but I produce a natural pheromone that women find irresistible. It’s my blessing, and my curse.
I don’t blame him.
Have you seen her dance?
Young man cheats on his older wife?
http://i.imgur.com/2qMDS.jpg
I expect Columbo to be visiting shortly, question is who gets murdered?
I wouldn’t waste the turds giving a shit about these two. Hey Br3nd0n, how about a box office sales analysis of Kutcher’s last 10 movies like you did with aniston?
Shock and awe.
I’ll bet money it wasn’t even him.
I wouldn’t recognize Asston Kutcher if I saw him in public, unless he was with Demi Moore.
Yes, because anonymous eyewitness sources with no tangible evidence are the most reliable thing out there. Especially when they report to a rag publication. Fuckin’ Americunts.
I’d fuck Demi Moore…..
…I like younger women…
I actually don’t believe it can be considered “cheating” if the guy really likes fucking…..
I strenuously object…
Demi moore is still pretty damn fine
I don’t think it was him….
Does anybody know where Ben Roethlisberger was that night?
I thought she was hot when she was bald in GI Jane.
I produce a natural pheromone that women find irresistible. It’s my blessing, and my curse.
DUDE, YOU ARE A F A G!
Probably a taping of Punk’d. Is that even on anymore? I’m usually a little behind on poop culture.
great day here today. Keep up the “good” work.
I think Punk’d finally fucking died. Although it was pretty fucking fun to watch.
I just refuse to tune into MTV at all.
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What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously. Throwing puppies in a river? Honestly. Were there no Chinese people around? Those puppies could have fed a family!