The last time we saw Charlie Sheen, he was having sex with prostitutes in the bed he shares with his wife and threatening to saw off his wife’s head, and CBS was laughing about it and giving him a huge new contract for his comedy about raising a child.
Sheen never did any jail time for this, naturally, but he did have to spend 30 days in rehab, and wow did it ever work wond oh wait never mind he’s still the same spoiled violent prick he’s always been. The New York Post says…
Two months after getting out of rehab, cops were called to a midtown hotel after a drunk and naked Charlie Sheen had trashed his suite early today after learning that he had lost his wallet and cellphone.
The Plaza Hotel on Fifth Avenue called police just after 2 a.m. where they found tables and chairs had been thrown around the room and a chandelier was also damaged.
There better be some plan in place in case he and Lindsay ever hook up. Because if they have a kid it’s gonna be the end of all of us. It would come out of her spinning around at a thousand miles per hour like the Tasmanian Devil, looking for shit to break and things to hump.
Go Charlie
B..you turd..you left this part out.”it’s his get out of jail free card”
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“What we are able to determine is that Charlie had an adverse allergic reaction to some medication and was taken to the hospital,” he said.
Yah mon, next time smoke a the herb!
Is it me or is Charlie Sheen starting to look like a old lesbian?
Come on People..it’s a long way to 100….chop chop……get those fingers going…..
would have been great if the hooker called her pimp instead, and he came in a beat the fuck out of charlie. This guy may think he’s above the law, but a serious ass beating puts things in perspective for some people. He needs to have his jaw broke already. Try explaining that to NBC exec’s.
” Sorry, I have to stop filming for 4 months cause my jaw is wired shut cause i got a little to crazy with a hooker and her pimp beat my ass.”
Kadie Lang?
Pepper already posted this.
Charlie gets away with this because his character on TV is basically the same pussy chasing loser.
Who cares if Pepper posted this. It’s Charlie! He’s the man!
Denise Richards was on Howard Stern this morning…what a piece of ass!
fake hair, fake nose, fake tits. I like my bitches to have at lease one genuine hot quality that wasn’t bought and paid for.
You can add Charlie’s name and face to the list…..
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Denise Richards is (WAS) a piece of ass. Charlie was there mon!
Hotels are meant to be trashed… c’mon!
we got fake rasta puppets now?
Its a new low even for durden, ddm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-_x-qQu-V8
PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wealthy middle-aged man with a Malibu beach house and a career writing jingles for various corporations, who happens to take advantage of the single life by spending his time drinking bourbon and bedding beautiful women = pussy chasing loser?
Rokan, choke and die you leashed pansy.
uh oh….looks like SOMEONE has a Charlie Sheen man crush…..