It was a real feast for the eyes in Miami today when Coco (the model, not Conan O’Brien) went to the beach. Personally I like girls who are short and skinny, because I’m a suburban white kid and not some god damn weirdo, so the nicest thing I can say is: hey all you other girls in Hollywood who want to be famous, look at this. Coco went to the beach essentially naked and now she’ll be all over the internet.
Hint hint, dummy.
(source = splash news online)