Coco Bikini Breaches

September 2, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know what these girls are shooting into their shitters to make them extra bulbous and grotesquely disproportionate, but I’d like two quarts for my girlish calves. Rappers have this thing about fat assed women, but I have... READ MORE

Coco Has a Burlesque Show

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you’re constantly thinking, man, I wish I could see Ice-T’s big-assed wife doing more things in the not nude. Like her new burlesque show, Coco and the Vanity Vixens. By keeping herself covered up somewhat,... READ MORE

Coco Austin Knows Butt Plugs

April 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, man, I wish I could simulate intercourse with myself in the manner of Ice-T’s wife, today is your lucky day. You can now lube and plunge yourself into various heights of Chinese manufactured... READ MORE

Does This Make My Ass Look Not Fat?

January 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There has to be a store where WWE Divas and rapper booty calls can go shopping for decent outfits to wear to the cotillion. Like the Xena store. But it can’t be all breast plates and Spandex. A woman... READ MORE

Coco Is Trying To Tell Us Something

March 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ice-T was out shopping with his wife, Nicole “Coco” Austin, yesterday in Los Angeles before grabbing lunch in West Hollywood, and everything seemed fine between them as she stopped to stretch and remind everyone that she has cartoonishly large... READ MORE

Coco was a nurse for Halloween

November 1, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Coco went to Heidi Klums Halloween party in New York last night dressed as a nurse, but I don’t think she’s a real nurse. I don’t know that for sure though. If I was dying and she came to... READ MORE

Coco and her bikini are here to class things up

October 5, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It was a real feast for the eyes in Miami today when Coco (the model, not Conan O’Brien) went to the beach. Personally I like girls who are short and skinny, because I’m a suburban white kid and not... READ MORE

coco is photogenic (update!)

March 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Coco has posted a bunch of sexy new modeling pictures and these must be the only ones where her breasts didn’t fall out because even here she can barely cage those monsters. It’s pretty frustrating. Maybe I should get... READ MORE

shut down the beaches!

December 29, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Ice T and his wife CoCo were in Miami today, and it weren’t no time at all before pictures started floatin around that proved just that. Sheriff Brody begged the city council to shut down the beaches but they... READ MORE



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