This week sure has been surprising, and not just because of summers unplanned pregnancies that I'm only hearing about now and need to deal with (time to move!) Yesterday there were new topless pictures of Kim Kardashian, and today there are sort of topless pics of Paris Hilton on some bikini photo shoot in Malibu.
She covers her chest for the most part (except for here) which is weird because her tits are clearly her best feature. If she's gonna hide anything it should be that big dumb face of hers and her one and a half eyes. Someone go punch her in the stomach. That will fix this problem. Actually that will fix both of my problems in this post.