Celebs Make Movie Shaming Successful Social Media Stars

December 12, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There are some of you that have been devout practitioners of the “stop making stupid people famous” religion for quite some time. Well, now it looks like you’re finally getting a return on those tithes. If you’re a decent... READ MORE

Petty Paris Hilton Slow On Returning $2 Million Dollar Ring

November 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

We live in a world where pandering outlets like Vice create serious “content” that covers tips on how to treat a hooker, by a hooker. I’m surprised that no one at their offices considered giving Chris Zylka a call... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Had No Help Making Herself A Millionaire

July 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Success is relative, and so is sanity when it comes to celebrities. Paris Hilton is pretty insane to honestly believe that she’s “self-made” and somehow started the Hilton empire by herself. Sure she may have invented what the world... READ MORE

Paris Feeling Raped And Robbed Again

May 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Society should form a search party to scour the land for money stolen from a woman who has spent more funds in a day than some individuals see their entire life. Paris Hilton being involuntarily separated from her $130,000... READ MORE

Hilton’s Sex Tape Left Her Feeling Raped

May 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton’s sex tape is being compared to rape. So that means it’s time for everyone to do the right thing for a woman in distress and never view Paris’ filmed sexcapade again. I’ll admit I’m feeling a little... READ MORE

Devon Windsor Badonka-Conch and Crap Around the Web

February 16, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Blac Chyna bootylicious, Paulina Porizkova nude, and more! READ MORE