Over the summer of course we were doing the $500 “sexy reader” contest thing, where hot girls who read Tyler took off most of their clothes and sent us pictures of it, but I’m pretty lazy, so that was meant to just be for the summer (but now won’t be).
Luckily, Ashley sent in pictures anyway, and thank god because she’s amazing. She’s even too hot for the name Ashley. She should legally change it so there’s an exclamation mark at the end. It should be, “Ashley!”, because that’s how every guys penis says it when they see her anyway.
Ashley! was even nice enough to send, uh, “other” pictures. Go to the twitter.
So, we’re gonna start this back up, with a vote at the end of every month and the winner getting $1,000.
So, here are the general rules:
1. If you’re a hot girl, and you’re tired of not getting paid for it, use the email and send over at least 8 pics. They don’t have to be all new but you have to write ‘wwtdd’ on yourself somewhere, like this (The Greatest Picture Ever Taken), for at least a couple so I know it’s you and you didn’t just right click some girl on 4chan.
2. I’ll probably post one or two sets every Friday and have the vote at the end of every month. Preferably, there will be 5 or 6 names in each vote. Winner gets the $1,000. And my admiration.
3. You have to be at least 18 years old.
4. Send in quality pictures. Clear, high-res, full-size. Christ, it’s 2010. We’ve figured out cameras. Don’t be shy about using them.