Brooke Hogan is in a bikini

By brendon November 29, 2010 @ 4:00 PM

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If Brooke Hogan doesn’t smell like sweat and old beer I will eat my hat, and today she pushed that dirty mess she calls a vag into a bikini and went frolicking in the water on Miami Beach. After that a bunch of dead seaweed washed up on shore. Coincidence?

(note: as always, brooke hogan pictures are better if you eliminate the amount of brooke hogan, so the headless pics are first, followed by the original, unimproved versions. source = inf daily)

wwtdd

(49) Comments

  1. SCUM 11/29/2010 16:10

    Slow down your posting to fast.

  2. smellsgreat 11/29/2010 16:14

    Slow down your going to blow your load too fast….
    .

  3. Tom Foolery 11/29/2010 16:15

    Might be fun to have a girl be able to toss my big ass around

  4. rokan 11/29/2010 16:19

    Pepper,

    Would you say you had a plethora of piñatas?

  5. smellsgreat 11/29/2010 16:20

    23 pictures of crap…how about using a flash?

  6. Tom Foolery 11/29/2010 16:20

    And not much ass on her at all, expected more from a big girl

  7. Death to Finkle! 11/29/2010 16:21

    I always thought it was a little weak. However, upon examining the pics of her, perhaps a leg drop is enough to be classified as a finishing move.

  8. SCUM 11/29/2010 16:24

    She is not my hero.

  9. rokan 11/29/2010 16:24

    I’d like to give her a worming, just so I could brag about it to my friends.

  10. Digerati 11/29/2010 16:27

    Haters hate on.. I would tap that soo fast!

  11. SomeoneluvsU 11/29/2010 16:28

    Is that Randy Savage’s Star of David in her belly button?

  12. Death to Finkle! 11/29/2010 16:31

    Oooooooooooh, yeeeeaaaahhhh!!!!!

  13. smellsgreat 11/29/2010 16:34

    Digerati…I have a feeling she would tap your ass fist!

  14. Gildorg 11/29/2010 16:35

    She be a bigger-sized gal, but she is no freak-sized Kardashian!!!

  15. rokan 11/29/2010 16:41

    I would have to smell her ass first, then I would make my decision.

    I would finger bang her though, as long as the lights were off.

  16. Shiss 11/29/2010 16:42

    Hulk would get pissed off if somebody started tapping the same ass that he taps.

  17. Zombie 11/29/2010 16:45

    She could pass for Cameron Diaz in the face.

    Brother!

  18. SCUM 11/29/2010 16:52

    She actually looks more like Pat Patterson then Hulk. Brother!

  19. Observer 11/29/2010 17:01

    She’s not the first chick to be improved by a ball-gag in her mouth, a bag over her head,…..or good ole’ doggy-style into a soft, sound absorbing pillow…….

    …..that being said…..I bet you could go fucking wild on her….whether she cooperated or not…….

  20. minimosh 11/29/2010 17:05

    she has sturdy knees. No wimpy knobby shit around here.

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