If Brooke Hogan doesn't smell like sweat and old beer I will eat my hat, and today she pushed that dirty mess she calls a vag into a bikini and went frolicking in the water on Miami Beach. After that a bunch of dead seaweed washed up on shore. Coincidence?
(note: as always, brooke hogan pictures are better if you eliminate the amount of brooke hogan, so the headless pics are first, followed by the original, unimproved versions. source = inf daily)