Kim Kardashian has been brought back to life

On December 1st, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Seacrest and others all grossly over estimated their popularity and “died” on Twitter and Facebook, vowing not to post again until they raised 1 million dollars for the Keep a Child Alive AIDS campaign.

It did not work, and so far only raised $450,000, so yesterday they persuaded some billionaire to pay the rest in order to get back online and keep the world abreast of their pedicure schedule. The New York Post says…

Celebrities were so frustrated with the time it took to raise $1 million for’s “Digital Death” campaign, they persuaded billionaire pharmaceutical executive Stewart Rahr donated $500,000 yesterday to meet the $1 million goal.

And why the big rush…

Stars including Kim Kardashian, who can earn about $10,000 a tweet, started getting itchy fingers.

It’s because a huge portion of celebrity tweets are ads of course, already bought and paid for. Besides we have enough kids on the planet, and God only uses AIDS to punish the wicked, so fuck them (their words, not mine).