Kim Kardashian is pregnant, and Kanye West is the father

By brendon December 06, 2010 @ 5:42 PM

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have never officially dated, but they have been friends for a long time, and that’s why Kanye filmed some scenes for her TV show in October (pics above and below). And so how did Kim show her gratitude? Umm, well.

Media Take Out says…

(We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!!
“Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times. Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”
And now, according to the insider, she suspects that Kim Kardashian is PREGNANT.
“Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls him almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.”

So this is all just rumor but one thing for sure is that she’s in love with him. Look at that body language. She’s touching her hair, her legs are apart, she’s leaning forward and, most telling of all, she’s laughing at his jokes. We both know that mother fuckers not funny, so if Kim is laughing it’s because she wants him to hit that. I’ve actually been inside girls who don’t send out this many positive signs.

wwtdd

(88) Comments

  1. avatar
    i hate you 12/06/2010 13:58

    spawn of satan. DIE! FIST!

  2. avatar
    MrAdams 12/06/2010 14:00

    Is that Denzel Washington?

  3. avatar
    butter in ass 12/06/2010 14:02

    HOOOORAY for GAY FISH!!!!

  4. avatar
    Observer 12/06/2010 14:03

    Kane should head for Canada…….

    ……most guys would benefit by knowing that ASS-FUCKING doesn’t create babies…….

  5. avatar
    Observer 12/06/2010 14:04

    babaies are brought by the pork….ummm….I mean STORK….

  6. avatar
    butter in ass 12/06/2010 14:05

    Every family has to have at least one black-sheep……

  7. avatar
    rokan 12/06/2010 14:05

    I just choked on my own vomit.

  8. avatar
    Tom Foolery 12/06/2010 14:06

    Attention whore squared

  9. avatar
    i hate you 12/06/2010 14:07

    buTTers: glad you could represent in your family.

  10. avatar
    The Original Lo Rider 12/06/2010 14:11

    Well, he doesn meet Kim’s criteria of being a black man with a big bank roll.

    You go, ho!

  11. avatar
    Observer 12/06/2010 14:12

    I HOPE it’s a girl…….

    …I DOUBT it will look like Halle Berry………

  12. avatar
    The Original Lo Rider 12/06/2010 14:15

    It will look like a goat with pit-bull-like jowls. Technically, a pit-bloat.

    I hope she nails West for half his net-worth for this out-of-wedlock abomination.

  13. avatar
    MrAdams 12/06/2010 14:17

    Curious George Bangs a Bitch

  14. avatar
    i hate you 12/06/2010 14:19

    kanye’s mom is dead.

  15. avatar
    SCUM 12/06/2010 14:24

    Don’t insult Curious George Mr. Adams.

  16. avatar
    Prof_Chaos 12/06/2010 14:27

    Well I aint saying she’s a gold digger

  17. avatar
    Angel2376 12/06/2010 14:31

    Well the story came from Mediatakeout sooo, they are the least credible gossip site around. those cunts overthere make shit up on the fly.

  18. avatar
    rokan 12/06/2010 14:36

    I didn’t think you could get pregnant from taking it up the ass.

    That’s the second time Pepper has lied to me.

  19. avatar
    SCUM 12/06/2010 14:36

    She might not be a gold digger, but she sure do dig the nigga.

  20. avatar
    RonDogg 12/06/2010 14:39

    Kill it with Fire

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