Monday morning headlines

December 20, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

TRON – easily won the weekend box office with $43.6 million, which was disappointing considering Disney thought it would make at least 50, but not disappointing considering this movie sucks. (deadline)

LINDSAY LOHAN – has moved to a new undisclosed rehab facility because she felt threatened after receiving crank calls at her Betty Ford “sober house”. I wonder what the calls said? If they were the ones offering Lindsay 50 dollars for a blow job, my offer still stands, baby. (e!)

JACK BLACK – is a hoot! He was the star of the Gulliver’s Travels premiere this weekend, and look haha, his shirt says “I See Small People”! OMFG LOL! Do you get it? It’s a reference to that movie from 11 years ago! And now he’s pretending to use karate on me! Oh no haha! Don’t hurt me! You’ve already broken my funny bone, haha! (God I fucking despise this asshole.)

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