Gisele Bundchen was back home in Rio this weekend for Carnival, dancing on one of the floats while her husband Tom Brady watched from the crowd. Then when he wasn't around she pranced around in a bikini. Needless to say Patriots fans weren't happy. "If Tommy's nawt around, that big nosed spic whor shaud keep her fahckin clothes on. And who's this fahckin guy? Get back in your room numb nuts before Tommy throws you a fahckin beatin like a dahkie who wandered into Southie. This is why we havent won a gawd damn playoff game in four yea's, caws that wetback whor is takin Tommy away from the game."