Everyone on ‘Jersey Shore’ is dumb as a rock, so to say that Snooki is the dumbest one means she’s practically retarded. It’s like being the ugliest catfish.
True to form, she crashed into the back of a police car this weekend while filming in Florence, putting the two officers in the hospital for minor injuries. She was then taken into custody, though not arrested, because she didn’t have any of her paperwork (oh what a surprise), and will now lose her driving privileges.
It’s actually amazing she even made it to the street without crashing. Whatever the gene is for spatial reasoning, women don’t have it. They’re awesome at a lot of things but they can’t measure for shit. Look at that headline picture. I guarantee her last words were, “I can make that, right?” So to let her drive in Italy had disaster written all over it. You might as well blindfold her and spin her around first.
(image source = pacific coast)
First, nerds!
She can’t see over the dashboard without one of those booster seats.
What? No chorus of “I’d fuck her!!!! I’d ruin that ass!!!!!!!” from the brain trust that populates this joint?
conversation in poilce car:
‘miky did you just shit your pants?’
“no, i didn’t. but what’s that smell?’
too bad they didn’t shoot her immediately.
fuck. where is my ::::BAAAAM!::::: ??????????????????
i think gildorg roofied me.
Mr. PJP,
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is my schtick. Now take the dick out of your butt and fix me a white russian.
Snooki, is one of the few females I would not fuck in this world.
can I have
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
?
i keep going back to the herminoneneeneee post. i think she might be a virgin.
I LOVE this fat little troll……
….I would fuck her blind……and then slap her until she shut the fuck up…..
Women drivers……whaddaya expect…?