Jennifer Garner is beating up Ben Affleck

By brendon June 03, 2011 @ 3:39 PM

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1. Ben Affleck and Blake Lively were co-stars in ‘the Town’.
2. While filming ‘the Town’, there was a rumor that Affleck was cheating on Jennifer Garner with Blake.
3. In the naked pictures of Blake that leaked this week, she has a temporary star tattoo on her neck, which was there for her character in ‘the Town’. Meaning she took the naked pictures, either for herself or someone else, while making the movie.
4. Affleck and Garner were in Brentwood yesterday, and now he has a black eye.
5. In this picture, Garner is looking back toward Affleck and his hands are close together. As if he pulled them in because he was flinching, similar to what people do if they think they’re about to get hit (again).

Conclusion: Ben Affleck is in an abusive relationship with Jennifer Garner. She hits him and he cries. Jennifer saw the pictures of Blake, knew they were taken for Ben and so she beat him up. And then he hid in the closet on the floor and called Matt Damon, and Matt said, “you have to leave her this time, you promised you would!” And through his tears Ben whispered, “I can’t, she’ll kill me if I try to leave!” Oh that poor man! Won’t someone help him!

(image source = fame)

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(8) Comments

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    i hate you 06/03/2011 15:46

    blake lively > jennifer garner

    ben is a pussy if she gave him that black eye.

  2. avatar
    f16gonzo 06/03/2011 15:57

    Jenn walked in on Ben and Matt going down on each other and and Matt’s cock gave him the mushroom bruise under his eye!!!

  3. avatar
    DB's Treasure 06/03/2011 16:03

    NIGZ & PIGZ

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    SCUM 06/03/2011 16:13

    Probably the only funny thing you wrote in at least a year ” Conclusion: Ben Affleck is in an abusive relationship with Jennifer Garner. She hits him and he cries. Jennifer saw the pictures of Blake, knew they were taken for Ben and so she beat him up. And then he hid in the closet on the floor and called Matt Damon, and Matt said, “you have to leave her this time, you promised you would!” And through his tears Ben whispered, “I can’t, she’ll kill me if I try to leave!” Oh that poor man! Won’t someone help him! “

  5. avatar
    Ron Burgandy 06/03/2011 16:18

    A woman, hitting a man? NONSENSE!

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    Mr. Nutt 06/03/2011 16:49

    I think that pink balloon is really Ben’s cock tied in a knot. Don’t fuck with Jen!

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    Observer 06/03/2011 19:57

    Jennifer Garner is getting a bit thick around the middle…….

    …Blake Lively has a perky little ass……

    Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking Blake Lively……..

    Ben Affleck is out in the cold….

  8. avatar
    Observer 06/03/2011 19:58

    In Massachusetts……there is serious talk about running Ben Affleck for governor……

    …..I hope he starts boning a worthwhile chick before he wins the election…..

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