As the end result of all this, which, among many many many other crimes, includes kidnapping three people after car-jacking their SUV and driving it 100mph down PCH while drunk and high on cocaine to chase down her ex-assistant who was terrified and thought she was going to die, Lindsay Lohan is under house arrest for a few weeks. Not in jail. Which means that she and her admittedly fantastic tits are at her $1.4 million condo on Venice Beach, and it’s perfectly fine for her to have parties on the roof and drink and smoke with her friends, like she did yesterday.
And the legal system in LA is okay with that.
I just hope she can adjust when she gets out. I’m worried it’ll be too big a shock. What if she hangs herself like Brooks in ‘Shawshank’? I assume they have some kind of counseling but it’s gonna be tough.
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Unfortunately, that looks like a sturdy railing.
I’ve got a form of penile punishment I would offer to the judge instead.
(Putting my dick in her ass in case you were in any doubt).
Look, if anyone is dumb enough to keep funding this cunt for their own twisted reasons, what business is it of mine?
Next.
I met her gynecologist at a convention once and after a couple of old fashioneds he admitted that miss Lohan had two vulvas.
He just kept muttering, ” . . . Its the damnedest thing!”
So you just want to smoke Lindsay’s crack?
Vulvas were founded in 1925 by a Swiss Ball Bearing manufacturer. Dr. Poop, how many ball bearings does todays Vulva have in it?
Scotch, scotch, scotch….down in my belly.
It’s just not the same when you are not around Rokan.
I have a theory about Gildorg. I believe his computer died on him. Three weeks of working 12 hour shifts and he may be able to buy one from a pawn shop.
i think LiLo has a fine opportunity in porn if she could just get off her high horse.
My theory is that Gildorg is up on that balcony with Lindsay……….
…however….he spends more time looking at the free booze than the free tit shots….
You got that right, “her admittedly fantastic tits”!!! Thanks for Keeping it Real Tyler!!!
WORD.
I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, PennyOrder.com