DAVE CHAPELLE - is creating a new show that will air on a subscription service like Netflix or Hulu, where all the best comedies are found. (the daily)
TUPAC - would have been 40 today, and his 1996 murder is still unsolved, but yesterday a man claimed that he was hired by rap mogul James Rosemond to rob and shoot Tupac. Pac survived but later was killed in a similar ambush. Rosemond is denying these charges, but we should tell him Justin Bieber called him a fag and dared him to retaliate just in case. (fox)
OPRAH WINFREY - has a plan to boost her fledging cable network, OWN; “I have a dream of O.J. Simpson confessing to me. And I am going to make that happen.” And I have a dream where the guards forget to search OJ before leaving him alone with Oprah, and then things don’t go so well if you catch my drift. (thr)
BELEN RODRIGUEZ - did a photo shoot today in Ibiza, Spain, and who is Belen Rodriguez, you may ask? She’s a model from Argentina who looked better in these pictures before I opened the thumbnails but after I bought them from the photo agency, that’s who. (splash)
FIST!!!
Clean up time….My Nutt…give me a hand like last time…..
Do you want to have a drink before we get started?
I’m ahead of you …I just opened my 5th
No your not. I lost count but I started about 5 central time. Since I’ve been off it was becoming 9am but I dialed that back for obvious reasons.
Bless your little heart…How is the rash…You are taking the pills the doctor gave you…RIGHT?
No rash, but I have one hell of an erection! Those pills the doctor gave me fucking ROCK! I also got muscle relaxers so if I disappear later, I probably passed out.
Dave Chapelle is one funny nagger! I’d watch his show, unless it was on Oprah Winfrey’s network.
Adams, you couldn’t be more right! I never laughed so hard before I saw Chapelle’s show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbREiVLVXIk
My other favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPonUwpcs4I
Chicken on the deck!
Conchie Wa bitches!
I think Dave Chapelle was wise to refuse the 50 million dollars Comedy Central offered him 500 years ago ……….
…I’m sure Hulu can double that money…….if he just picks the right card…..
….as far as the chick in these pictures goes……
…well…..given half a chance…….I’d fuck her…….because….well….I LIKE fucking……(chicks that is)
I’m terribly sorry for having to point this out, but if you DON’T want to fuck that chick, you’re officially retarded and should die immediately.
Thundercunt………
…no apologies needed……I’m sure even a retard would throw a half-witted fuck into her…..
….as for the dead…..I’d love to die in her in mid-stroke…..
I wonder if Gildorg got the crank handle for his wind-up internet service yet?
Mr. Nutt…..
…how the hell are ya……
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so B-rod looked “better” BEFORE you opened them? you sound like you got ripped off. i don’t get it - she’s smokin’!
she seems like a nice girl . . .
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