Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini is sort of ok

Gwyneth Paltrow is a completely horrible person, I don't think anyone has come here today to dispute that, but she looks ok in a bikini considering she's 38 with two kids. Which is probably the nicest thing I'll ever say about her.

Here she is with her kids over the weekend in Porto Cervo, Italy, along with Steven Spielberg, whom she also spends every Thanksgiving with because he's been a friend of her family forever and is even her godfather. He of course also gave her her first role in a movie, playing Wendy in ‘Hook'. So keep this in mind the next time you hear Paltrow telling you how hard she's had to work to get where she is in life. She was born into an incredibly rich family, the daughter of a very successful actress and a very successful producer, then handed every opportunity to succeed at a very easy job that made her even more rich. And instead of being grateful for this, she pretends like it never happened and lectures everyone about why they're not as wonderful as she is. As God as my witness, if I was ever alone with her in an elevator, there's at least a 5 percent chance I would punch her in the face.

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