Kourtney Kardashian Phone Home

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Body shaming isn't really our thing, because this is 2018 and you people seriously need to wake up and understand that all shapes and sizes are beautiful and sexy. With that said, Kourtney Kardashian looks like freaking E.T. in... READ MORE

I Felt Worse About Staring at Steven Spielberg’s Daughter’s Tits Before I Paid $15 to See Jurassic World

August 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bad guys in movies are always threatening mopes with harm to their virginal daughters if they refuse to comply with various sinister demands. These villains have never studied Hammurabi. The punishment has to fit the crime. You make one... READ MORE

this is why Steven Spielberg sucks

December 3, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

By almost any measure, ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ is one of the most successful and entertaining movies ever made. As long as you ignore the ending, which might be the worst ending ever for an otherwise great movie.... READ MORE

Speilberg blames Lucas for Indiana Jones 4 being awful

October 27, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Steven Spielberg has a interview in the new issue of Empire, and if you hated the idea of aliens in ‘Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’, you’re in good company, because he did too. “…I sympathise with people... READ MORE

‘War Horse’ has a new trailer

October 5, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘War Horse’ has a new full length trailer out today (HD copies here), and I just want to say once again that Steven Speilberg can go fuck himself. I’ll admit that this worked on me but only because I’m... READ MORE

Friday headlines, with Vanessa Minnillos honeymoon

July 23, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD – will return to MTV later this year, and now there’s a 5 minute preview of the new season. In related news, Pauly Shore will box a kangaroo this weekend at the Des Moines Chevrolet “Dealin... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini is sort of ok

July 11, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is a completely horrible person, I don’t think anyone has come here today to dispute that, but she looks ok in a bikini considering she’s 38 with two kids. Which is probably the nicest thing I’ll ever... READ MORE

oh f**k you, Steven Spielberg

June 21, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Back in 2009, Megan Fox did an interview with Wonderland magazine, who asked her what it was like to work with Michael Bay on the first 2 ‘Transformers’ movies. And she said… “He’s like Napoleon and he wants to... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio is doing Blake Lively now

May 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio (seen here whitely high-fiving a lazy Steven Spielberg) only officially broke up with supermodel Bar Refaeli last week, but the New York Post says he’s already with ‘Gossip Girl’ star Blake Lively now, and that they’ve been... READ MORE

Indiana Jones 5 is on the way. For some reason.

August 21, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oh holy shit are we really doing this. JoBlo says… Star Shia LaBeouf says they’ve already got a storyline mapped out for the potential project. Says LaBeouf, “I got called into Steven’s office and he pitched a little bit... READ MORE



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