07.27.2011 thank God for Brandi Glanville in a bikini

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Unlike Amy Winehouse, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Brandi Glanville put on a pink bikini and quietly walked around the beach in Malibu, because she’s not a theatrical little cry baby. Fine Amy. Yeah, good, go do more drugs Amy, that’ll be fine, you don’t need help you know-it-all little bitch. Come on, everyone, let’s all go pay attention to Amy so her little hissy fit won’t go to waste.

(image source = pacific coast)


(49) Comments

  1. i hate you 07/27/2011 16:00

    if her 5 yr old hears about this contest, he will win.

  2. SCUM 07/27/2011 16:19

    I wonder who has had more plastic thrust in them, her or Pepper.

  3. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 16:25

    I hear the Giants just became a gayer team by getting Beltron…..

  4. mikey the retard 07/27/2011 16:31

    she looks lik won of twinkies bones aftre she has ben chooing on it too longg

  5. Mr. Pickles 07/27/2011 16:35

    Mikey! Do you like peanut butter?

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  6. Conrad! 07/27/2011 16:52

    OK Durden. The girls dead. Back off & stop being an ass.

  7. mikey the retard 07/27/2011 17:02

    i am kwitting i am kwitting if mr durben duznt leeve the kok-whor alone
    waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i giv a punk down inda poodoor adn hav net in my peeshoo

  8. rokan 07/27/2011 17:17

    Jesus Mikey,

    Go sit in the corner til your Grandma gets home. No one’s quitting anything. Mr Durben has to make fun of someone, why everyone gives a fuck about this piece of shit I’ll never know.
    It was much worse when Michael Jackson died.

    You’d have thought someone raped the Pope.

  9. Smacko 07/27/2011 17:35

    I’m fucking sick of it too. I used to some here to have fun, and now you’ve maligned one of the great talents of our time.
    Who’s next, Lady Gaga, Kei$ha, Missy ‘Misdemeanor” Elliot?
    These women are all beautiful beings and artists to boot.

    Isn’t there enough pain in the world?

  10. i hate you 07/27/2011 17:36

    she is dead and if anyone really cared they would have gone there and saved her. all you would have had to do is stand out there and yell ‘i have some blow!’ and she would have let you in. quit crying.

  11. Dr Poop 07/27/2011 17:48

    hate,

    I think what we are dealing with here is an attempt to grieve in different ways. Mikey is obviously in denial, while Smacko is moving quickly toward acceptance.
    Here’s a simple guide for Durdens to deal with Miss Winehouse’s premature passing.

    1) Denial-I can’t believe that talentless whore is dead! (or, I can’t believe the talentless whore did all the blow!)
    2) Anger-I am so mad that that talentless whore is dead! (or, I can’t believe that talentless whore did all the blow, God damnit, God damnit, God damnit!!!)
    3) Bargaining-God, if I could just have one more day with her, I could have helped the worthless cunt get clean! (or, God, if I could have had one more day with her, I could have found out where the worthless cunt hid the rest of the blow.)
    4) Depression-Life just isn’t worth living knowing she will never make any more shitty music for me to never buy. (or, Life just isn’t worth living knowing that the blow she hid is going to be eaten by rats.)
    5) Acceptance-Ok, I can deal with that fact that she’s dead knowing that she’s gone to a better place where I never have to see or hear her anymore, (or, Ok, I guess there are plenty more skanked up, scab-gashed coke whores in the sea.)

    See how easy that is?

  12. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 17:49

    Smacko…my asshole hurts…does that count?

  13. Gildorg 07/27/2011 17:49

    Poop…

    There, it needed to be said.

  14. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 17:51

    Dr Poop,

    Thanks for putting that into perspective.

    Isn’t it nice to have a doctor around, Pepper?

    if you’d show up for your appointments, I’m sure Dr Poop would take a look at your anus.

  15. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 17:51

    Hey, Gildorg.

    Did you just wake up, or just getting home between shifts?

  16. i hate you 07/27/2011 17:56

    i went to my high school reunion and hooked up with the state swimming champ. that girl is an athlete i tell you.

  17. Mike Hunt 07/27/2011 17:57

    Senor Peeper,

    Bend over, mi amigo. I weel take a look at jour recto dolor for jou.

  18. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 17:57

    Dr…..how about next Wed….should we make it around 6pm…..if you buy me dinner, i might just let you use three fingers….four if you buy the wine…

  19. Mike Hunt 07/27/2011 17:58

    hate,

    deed she let jou sweem in her deep end?

  20. Beppo 07/27/2011 18:00

    pathetic

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