Yesterday Jim Carrey posted a perplexing video on youtube professing his love for Emma Stone, whom he has never met and who really isn’t that great.
But not to worry, because later he went on his twitter and explained it was all a joke. Ha-ha?
Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru.
And then later he wrote…
People often ask me if i’m being funny or serious. The answer is “YES”. ?;^]
It’s easier to believe that this was a joke if you’ve never been to his website. Jim Carrey is a god damn weirdo, and completely in love with himself, and he probably thought Emma would be on her knees within hours. Maybe the video was too subtle of a joke. Maybe Jim should kick in her door with a gun next time, but cover your ears, because big laughs are coming.
If I were Jim Carrey, that’s exactly what I’d do. She should feel honored that somebody famous wants her to suck their cock.
Poop
There, I said it.
I’m SURE most people ask Jim Carrey if he is being funny…..
…..because he sure as hell hides it well……
tylerwouldnotapprove…….
…..do you think Pepper is stupid…..?
I’m perplexed……
Observerwwtdd@live.com
Observer,
Are you all stocked up on mac and cheese for the storm?
Will your babysitters be staying with you?
Do you have enough porn archived to get you through in case your internet goes down?
Mr. Poop…..
….my main baby-sitter is in her 60s……so….yeah….I like ‘em young….
….if the electricity goes out…….
…..my poor wife may be forced to be my emergency back-up plan…
Mr. Poop…….
……how would YOU while away the hours…..?
It was all a terrifying joke,/em>…
Much like his career
Fuck me sideways…
I HATE html.
why wouldn’t a 22 yr old girl want to date fire marshall bill? oh, she likely has no idea who that is……right.
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A carnie came into where I bartend tonight, and he must’ve had Tourette’s or some drug issue because he kept mumbling little unintelligible commentaries at inappropriate times. He spent three hours telling me that he was just doing his buddy a favor by taking this silly gig as a carnie, that actually he is very well off and lives in Florida and buys “art” and is a career surfer. He kept trying to get me to go have a drink with him after I got off of work.
Jim Carrey’s website makes me long for the unwanted advances of Independently Wealthy Tourette’s Surfer Carnie, as it was a much less creepy way to spend an evening than perusing Ace Ventura’s online shrine to himself.
Eek