Tommy Lee Jones Hates Joker Jim Carey

Jim Carrey must feel enough burn to still talk about how a peer feels personally about his brand of comedy. Almost the same amount of burn the alleged bumps in Carey’s pants would cause. read more

If the Bumps Ain't Legit, You Must Acquit

Nothing good comes of the family of a dead woman suing the rich guy she used to date before offing herself. If you discount the possibility of money. read more

Jim Carrey Goes Crazy

Canadians are a peculiar group of people. Any nation of human beings that believe Swiss Chalet sauce is fit for human consumption while wild moose roam around will look at life a little differently from your average American.  read more

Jim Carrey Ain't Paying for Shit

The parents of Jim Carrey's ex-girlfriend who killed herself in a fit of depression have amended their civil suit against Jim Carrey to include the fact he failed to pay for their daughter's funeral expenses as he promised.  read more

Jim Carrey Gives the Gifts That Keep on Flaring

The mother of Jim Carrey's deceased girlfriend Cahtriona White is suing Carrey for wrongful death. It's pretty crazy that a jury can rule you killed someone and your punishment is having to pay a shitload of money. Maybe we should have a flat rate on this. Why should you... read more

Douche Wants Jim Carrey's Money

The loser Scientologist estranged husband of Jim Carrey's dead girlfriend is suing him for her wrongful death, in hopes that next time a loved one dies he can afford to attend the funeral. read more

Jim Carrey Is A Real Life Mad Hatter

There are no free lunches in life. Hence if you look gloriously insane you probably are. Cue Jim Carrey. Carrey is best friends with Nicolas Cage. That statement should stand on its own. read more

Jim Carrey Creeping On Random Kids

After Jim Carrey went on a Twitter rampage naming all the red herrings of the anti vaccine movement which have long been disproven, it turns out he was tweeting pictures of random people's kids with autism without their permission to make his case. It's unclear where he... read more

Jim Carrey Can't Let Go

It's one thing to repeat stupid pamphlet shit the chick you're banging is selling, it's another to let it linger after the scent of her sex is long gone. If Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on your cock howling that vaccines cause autism, you'd be Magic Marker-ing up... read more

Shia LaBeouf Is Whining Again

Shia LaBeouf came out of "retirement" to address a joke Jim Carrey made at the Golden Globes. On Sunday's broadcast the formerly funny Carrey mocked Shia's plagiarism scandal by saying, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard… I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that." The... read more

Jim Carrey Doesn't Like "Kick-Ass 2" Now That The Check Has Cleared

Jim Carrey has decided to bite the hand that's still willing to pay him millions to make stupid faces by dissing his upcoming movie Kick-Ass 2. It seems that Ace Ventura has a problem with all of the violence in the film. Carrey plays Colonel Stars And Stripes, a... read more

Jim Carrey Is Feuding With Fox News Over A Stupid Song (Video)

Jim Carrey returned to the big screen for the first time in nearly two years with The Incredible Burt Wonderstone earlier this month, and so far it has been a huge bomb. But even if the film were a smash hit, people wouldn't be talking about it, because it's his recent... read more