At around the exact same time that the story broke about Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey were on TV dressed up as Kim and Kris at their wedding. Hopefully the crowd turned on them and yelled “too soon!”, “boooo”, “you suck!” What an unexpected twist that would have been! I would have thrown a rock at Lacheys stupid face too. And when someone asked, “mad about the divorce, huh?”, I’d say, “The what?”
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I wonder if Lachey is glad to have escaped the sweaty, gunty clutches of HIS ex……
Is RIpa a midget?
i think they prefer to be called ‘little people’ — nick lachey is the douchiest of douches.
At least she can blow him without straining her neck.
Ripa can fit both her boobs and an ass cheek in one of Kim’s bra cups.
So, Observer.
I finally found out who was fucking my ex-wife.
Do they still have milkmen in the Midwest?
Ssnake,
I will give you three guesses.
1) The Milkman-and yes they do still have them
2) The Postman-who always rings twice
3) My older brother-cause, hell, why not?
Umm… 3?
She probably thought it was you. You guys look exactly alike, right?
that’s Kelly?
Richard Kiel is looking good these days.
Mr. Poop,
I would like to guess #4, All of the above….
(Plus the pool boy, the news paper boy, the cable repairman, the plumber and the trash collector)
I have seen Kelly on the street, that bitch is skinny, she needs my protein infusion!
and I need beer!!!
Mr. Poop………@13:54…..
So, Observer.
I finally found out who was fucking my ex-wife.…..
1.) …..whoever it was…..I hope you kept the secret to yourself………so the workload doesn’t get dumped back on you…..
2.) I thought YOU were porking her on a somewhat intermittent basis….?
SomeoneluvsU…….@14:31…..
….good point on the boning suspects…….
Mr. Poop (R0kan’t)…………
….isn’t the better question….who has NOT been boning your (former) gash….?
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