Kelly Ripa went as happily married Kim Kardashian

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 12:32 PM


At around the exact same time that the story broke about Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey were on TV dressed up as Kim and Kris at their wedding. Hopefully the crowd turned on them and yelled “too soon!”, “boooo”, “you suck!” What an unexpected twist that would have been! I would have thrown a rock at Lacheys stupid face too. And when someone asked, “mad about the divorce, huh?”, I’d say, “The what?”

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(16) Comments

  1. Observer 10/31/2011 12:46

    I wonder if Lachey is glad to have escaped the sweaty, gunty clutches of HIS ex……

  2. RangerLG 10/31/2011 13:09

    Is RIpa a midget?

  3. i hate you 10/31/2011 13:24

    i think they prefer to be called ‘little people’ — nick lachey is the douchiest of douches.

  4. Mr. Poop 10/31/2011 13:43

    At least she can blow him without straining her neck.

  5. SsnakeOil 10/31/2011 13:51

    Ripa can fit both her boobs and an ass cheek in one of Kim’s bra cups.

  6. Mr. Poop 10/31/2011 13:54

    So, Observer.

    I finally found out who was fucking my ex-wife.

  7. SsnakeOil 10/31/2011 13:55

    Do they still have milkmen in the Midwest?

  8. Mr. Poop 10/31/2011 14:05


    I will give you three guesses.

    1) The Milkman-and yes they do still have them
    2) The Postman-who always rings twice
    3) My older brother-cause, hell, why not?

  9. SsnakeOil 10/31/2011 14:29

    Umm… 3?

    She probably thought it was you. You guys look exactly alike, right?

  10. Pepper 10/31/2011 14:30

    that’s Kelly?

  11. SomeoneluvsU 10/31/2011 14:31

    Richard Kiel is looking good these days.

    Mr. Poop,
    I would like to guess #4, All of the above….
    (Plus the pool boy, the news paper boy, the cable repairman, the plumber and the trash collector)

  12. .BALLS. 10/31/2011 14:41

    I have seen Kelly on the street, that bitch is skinny, she needs my protein infusion!

  13. Pepper 10/31/2011 14:48

    and I need beer!!!

  14. Observer 10/31/2011 14:59

    Mr. Poop………@13:54…..

    So, Observer.

    I finally found out who was fucking my ex-wife.…..

    1.) …..whoever it was…..I hope you kept the secret to yourself………so the workload doesn’t get dumped back on you…..

    2.) I thought YOU were porking her on a somewhat intermittent basis….?

  15. Observer 10/31/2011 15:11


    ….good point on the boning suspects…….

    Mr. Poop (R0kan’t)…………

    ….isn’t the better question….who has NOT been boning your (former) gash….?

  16. BA732 10/31/2011 16:49

    Best costumes….

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