Kelly Ripa Chooses Seacrest

May 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the world of big news for the indolent, Kelly Ripa ended the long tease of her new co-host for Live announcement with a blessedly short skit before naming Ryan Seacrest.


Kelly Ripa Seems Happy

April 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Former NFL lineman Michael Strahan has been anointed by ABC as their magical morning TV negro. He’s been promoted through the morning infotainment TV show ranks at speeds unnerving to his facially barely recognizable female co-hosts who haven’t eaten since the first Bush administration. While Strahan’s co-host on Live, Kelly Ripa, has been struggling to […]


Shaq And Kelly Ripa Raises Questions

February 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kelly Ripa and Shaq posed for a picture together and the only thing anyone was thinking was what would happen if they banged. Ripa comes in about dick height on O’Neal who probably has a legal disclaimer ready in the event of romantic activities. It would be great to be Shaq for a day. Sure […]


Kelly Ripa Gets Down And Dirty

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

I don’t know why it makes me uncomfortable to learn Kelly Ripa fucks her husband all the time. Odds are she even fucked dudes before they met. There are dudes walking around out there who have literally put their dick in Kelly Ripa. I know why the thought of Ripa spread eagle on a mattress kills my […]


Kelly Ripa Pardons James Franco (VIDEO)

April 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s worrisome when the morning talk show bobble heads get confronted with unscripted situations. Like Kelly Ripa and lisping Michael Strahan providing James Franco the forum to cop to encouraging a seventeen year old girl on Instagram to meet him in a hotel room.These teleprompter monkeys off the cuff are more awkward than bringing a […]


Kelly Ripa Is in Mexico Looking For Her Missing Tits

January 22, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kelly Ripa responded to critics of her anorexic frame by packing on some Cameron Diaz 40-something lady muscle. In an era when so many celebrities are feeling the need to artificially enhance the size of their breasts, it’s nice to see one woman make hers completely disappear. Not quite as dramatically as Angelina Jolie and […]