In a stunning turn of events that no one could have predicted, Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of her probation in at least two separate ways:
1. She was ordered to serve 360 hours of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center in LA. She was told to not be disruptive, to be punctual, and to serve at least 4 hours at a time. Instead she skipped at least 9 scheduled appointments and often left after just one hour.
2. She was ordered to see a psychologist at least once a week. Try and guess if she’s done that.
Lindsay is due back in court next week for a progress report with the judge, who will then be told that Lindsay has only completed 21 of the 360 hours, leaving her 7 months to finish the other 339. Her defense will be that she had to leave the country a lot for work, which seems pretty reasonable. You can see why an actress would need to leave Hollywood to find work. She’d literally starve to death if she were stuck in LA.